January: I punched
February: I hugged
March: I played with
April: I married
May: I drank
June: I murdered
July: I ate
August: I kissed
September: I chased
October: I obsessed over
November: I set ____ on fire
December: I gave santa clause
1-3: Adolf Hitler
4-6: Olaf
7-9: Elmo
10-12: your mom
13-15: a beaver
16-18: a rabid platypus
19-21: Justin Beiber
22-24: an ankle
25-27: A hamster
28-31: Michael Jackson
I murdered Olaf... whoops...meh...
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The Little Big Book of Jokes
HumorHello humans! Please don't be offended by any of these jokes. There probably will not be any blonde jokes but if there are no offense intended. Feel free to comment!! :D I don't own any of these jokes (unless said otherwise). I do own the cover tho...
