1.) Where do animals go to when their tails fall off?
The retail store.
2.) Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
3.) Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked his problem out with a pencil.
It was a number 2 pencil
4.) What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
5.) What does Batman get in his drink?
Just Ice.
6.) What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business.
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HumorHello humans! Please don't be offended by any of these jokes. There probably will not be any blonde jokes but if there are no offense intended. Feel free to comment!! :D I don't own any of these jokes (unless said otherwise). I do own the cover tho...
