Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but i don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?!
Woman: His body parts are in the trunk if you wanna see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for backup. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Senior Officer: Ma'am could you step out of the vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Senior Officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Senior Officer: Yes could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman obeys him, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Senior Officer: Is this your car Ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first Officer is stunned.
Senior Officer: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman goes in her purse and hands her license to the Senior Officer. He looks quite puzzled.
Senior Officer: Thank you ma'am, one of my men told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and murdered the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying IDIOT told you I was speeding too.
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