It Hurts!

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor wherever I touch it hurts." The doctor asks him, "What do you mean?" The man answers, "When I touch my shoulder it really hurts. If I touch my knee-OUCH! When I touch my ankle, it really really hurts." The Doctor says,"I know whats wrong with you-you've broken your finger!"

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