The Core Four, just them, are spending the summer on Earth, when they plan a two day getaway to Disney World and Universal Studios, Floria. What shenanigans will they get up to?
-a oneshot story, multiple parts-
-no swearing, but adult references-
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yes this is because i don't want to write a whole ass day again. yes it will be a short chapter. yes you should be grateful.
1. They did, in fact, go to Quality Quidditch Supply. Does Alex now own a Gryffindor sweater for no reason and a plastic model of a broom? Yes.
2. What did Jordan and Bear buy in Weasley's Wizard Wheezes? A Pygmy Puff for Jarvis, definitely, a Decoy Detonators for easy distractions, U-No-Poo Pills just because the name was funny, Skiving Snackboxes and Puking Pastilles, because really, just because they're older now doesn't mean they don't hate exams.
3. "OH MY GOD ALEX I AM NOT A HUFFLEPUFF" - real life conversation between Jordan Parker and Alex Jennings in Madam Malkin's Robes For All Occasions. "YES YOU TOTALLY ARE." - laughing comeback by Alex Jennings. "STOOOOOP." - a childish response from Jordan Sparker because they are all basically children loose in Freya.
4. Borgin and Burkes had a shrunken head that made Declan scream, true or false? (false - Declan) (trUe - Kaiden) Kaiden said 'boo' and scared Declan with a Death Eater mask on. Dix walked out of Knockturn Alley with Narcissa Malfoy's wand and a flounce in her step.
5. Yes, how did they all walk out of Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment laden with mugs and toys and Butterbeer themed shirts and onesies? It was because of appealing merchandise and yummy drink with Butterscotch. They did look like crazed lunatics walking out but then again, how often do you get to go to Wiseacre's when you live in another world?
6. 'We rode the Gringotts ride again and Jordan nearly fell out somehow' - the book. 'We rode it again and our photo looks really dumb' - the movie adaptation. 'We rode it again, I'm not joking, and oh my god why does Voldemort look so weird' - the sequel.
7. WHAT THERE'S ANOTHER WAND SHOP NO WAY, yes, there is, please don't buy all of the character wands— Declan I am so sorry but there is no Dobby wand — no you cannot get a job here — okay wow that wand is so pretty.
8. Sugarplum's Sweet Shop is basically a fever dream for Jordan. He survived, conscious, and lucid. Bertie Bott's Every-Flavour Beans? Check. Chocolate Frogs? Check. Cookies, pastities, biscuits, whizbees, and fudge? Check, check, check. (Sugar rush is also a check. A most definitely, Jordan transcended through one wall by accident sugar rush. He was good after that though)
9. Wait, there's a wizarding travel agency? Passport holders? Nice, okay, how do wizards travel? Is there an equivalent for British Airways? British Airbrooms? Do they have air control towers but for broomsticks?
10. T R A I N ? ? ? How does a train eat dinner? (Jordan) Chew chew (Bear). How does a train drink water? (Jordan) Chug-a chu— (Bear, interrupted by his boyfriend because even he couldn't take it anymore). We are going to Hogsemede and it's too late in the day to do anything but boy oh boy does the sunset look freakin' pretty.
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- photographs from Pinterest, search 'diagon alley'
A/N: yes this is 500 words but i'm tired and *can we please wrap this up* jk. It's canon now that jordan claims he's not a hufflepuff because nO oNe TaLkS aBoUt hUfFlEpUfF
