Ken and Barbie are Clueless

Barbie

It was a normal day for Barbie, she was walking down the Malibu Mall, looking in the endless display windows. It was her and Ken's 44th anniversary of the second time they held hands, but Barbie didn't feel like buying a gift for him.

"Everything I think and everything I do is wrong. I was wrong about Ryan, I was wrong about Ken, and now Raquelle hates me, well she always has. It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion, I was just totally clueless... Oh and this whole Raquelle thing was wiggin' me more than anything. All the tabloids are talking about Raquelle's mystery boyfriend. I mean, what was my problem? Raquelle is my pal, I don't begrudge her a boyfriend. I really

"Oooh! I wonder if they have that in my size!" Barbie said, looking at the display mannequin. "Wait I do have that same skirt, in the same color!" Then her dramatic internal monologue continue

"What does he want with Raquelle anyway? She dresses funny, she listens to complaint rock, she's not even cute in a conventional way. Oh, who am I kidding? I don't think I've ever met a more fashionable, gorgeous, fabulous doll in my entire life! I mean, she's just like this slug, well more like a swan, that hangs around the Dreamhouse all the time! Ugh! And she's a hideous dancer, couldn't take her anywhere. Wait a second, what am I stressing about, this is like Raquelle. Okay, okay... so she's kind of iconic. What would he want with this new guy, he couldn't make her happy. Raquelle needs someone with imagination, someone who could handle her fabulousness, someone to laugh at her jokes in case she ever makes any." Then suddenly..

"Oh my god! I love Raquelle!" Barbie said aloud, the entire Malibu Mall looked at her in confusion. Then she began to think again, "I'm majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Raquelle! But now I don't know how to act around her. I mean normally I'd strut around in my cutest little outfits, and send myself flowers and candy but I couldn't do that stuff with Raquelle

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