My real life (An Itachi's sister fanfic)

Home is where the criminals are

Me: Hey!!! I am really so sorry that I haven't updated. I feel so bad... So to make it up to you guys, I'll update whenever I have time. Wattpad before homework!

Gaara: Actually... Grades before anything else. *holds up one of my all-F's report cards*

Temari and Kankuro: *cough cough* BURN *cough cough*

Danae: Ehh... Nah.

Me: Disclaimer before anything, actually.

Danae: *cough cough* BURN *cough cough*

Me: I don't own Naruto!

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"Maybe you should try actually try walking?" Eale said to Frane. He was scooting around on his butt. "But this is so much easier." He grumbled. Felicia and Felina giggled. "Wait here. We need to talk to the Hokage." Then they disappeared into the office. We waited. Finally, they came back out. "We can send you back home. Or you can stay here. What do you want?" Felicia asked. "... Frane and Eale stay here. Danae and I go back." I decided. The twins nodded.

Danae opened the portal. "After you, oh so magical one." She bowed lowly. I snorted. "Bow lower, peasent, if you don't want to become the dead one." I joked. She stuck her tongue out at me and hopped in. "Took long enough." A familiar, annoyed voice said. Danae was glaring in disgust at the last people I'd even expect. Sasori and Deidara were sitting on a giant clay owl. I growled and braced myself for a fight. "Great, now the brat thinks we're going to fight her." Sasori rolled his fake eyes. "Can it, puppet." I snarled. Deidara held his hands up. "Hey, we're just here to take you back." He said it like a walk in the park.

"Well, tell that son of a bitch of yours that we don't want to go back." Danae said, flipping him off. Sasori sighed and said, "Look, if you don't want to then fine, but I don't think you have anywhere else to go. Your house has been taken over by government." My eyes widened. My house... Gone?! The two criminals smiled. "C'mon." Deidara reached out to take my arm, but I slapped it away with surprising force. "Do. Not. Touch. Me." I snarled. He whistled. "Huh. We might actually need to try." Sasori laughed. Rage built inside me, slowly eating away at any sense left in me. Danae felt the same. I could tell. "So," She said quietly. "You tell her she's a monster. Then you kill her parents. And now you've rid her of any comfort." Danae tilted her head up. A scary red light gleamed in her eyes. "I don't like that." Her voice came out as a literal growl. She let lose a roar and threw her hand out, creating a dozen jet-black wolves. Sasori and Deidara jumped out of the way just in time. "Fine." Deidara said. "You want to play? Let's play."