My real life (An Itachi's sister fanfic)

Hidan's reaction: Outcome, part two- Danae

Me: So, does anybody wanna share what they learned about me?

Manga: You eat people. And you like f(x). (See media box with the song Step by f(x))

Samantha: You have a man eating pig. Or Piggy.

Danae: You like to torment me by hanging Leo and every single time you unhook him one second before dying.,

Manga and Samantha: ... Ok.

Me: Very good!

Everybody: ... Ok.

Me: ls that all you can say?? Ok??

Everybody: No. But ok.

Me: AAARRRGGGGG DON'T SAY 'OK' OR I WILL MURDER YOU

Everybody: Ok- er, sure.

Me: Better... But fine.

Piggy: Oink oink oink oink oink oink (l wish l could eat them)

Me: Maybe later. UM I MEAN NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT PIGGY THAT'S NOT NICE, EHEHEH...

Manga and Samantha: Why did we come? We have better things to do, like spill all of Pein's secrets... I mean, sort papers. Well, at least say you don't own Naruto.

Me: Fine. I don't own Naruto. Happy? Now the police are coming, you gotta leave unless you want to be handcuffed with me.

Everybody: ... Sure.

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I waited until Ryder was gone (Don't worry l'll talk to him) to turn to ltachi. "What's the point of following me, l thought you were on a mission, l hate you, and you will never be my brother." I said in one exasperated breath. "I know." He said coolly. "I followed you because Hidan's throwing a fit, we were on a mission but finished early, l know you hate me, as much as you don't want me to be your brother that's not going to change." He glanced at me with one raised eyebrow. "ls that all?" l out on my best pouty face. He laughed, for the time before l slapped him. "Ow! You actually hit pretty hard." l shook my fist in his face. "You wanna see how hard l can punch?" l threatened. He raised his hand in surrender, although l saw the amusement in his eyes. That made me angrier. "This isn't funny." l said. "Stop harassing me." Itachi chuckled before saying, "Hidan ordered me to get you back to the base. What can l do?" He looked down at me. "You could, oh, l don't know, leave me alone?' l demanded. "Nope, sorry." He smiled before continuing. "You see, if we don't get you back to the base then Hidan's going to come looking for you himself and we really doubt that you'd come back... Alive." l bristled. "You think that l'm going to DIE because I wouldn't listen to Hidan? You remind me of a really dumb banana." l laughed before l shoved him out of my way and went to the path l took to get home.

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l teleported back to Hidan and pein. "She called me a banana." l said. Pein merly raised his eyebrow and looked at me, and Hidan burst out laughing. "A banana!! This bitch is really good at this shit." He said. "A dumb banana. Not kidding." Pein sighed and held out his hand. "Just give me the stupid scroll." He snarled. l handed him the scroll that was based off of information of Layna. Stalker, l know. But we're the most feared rouge group for a reason. 

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"Crud." l realized that l didn't know which way to get home. l slapped myself in irritation and frowned as l walked further down the path. Soon l came to a hut in the middle of nowhere. A girl was outside, looking around nervously as if someone would come and take her away. She had somewhat long red hair and brown hair. She was dressed in all black with dark combat boots. "Hey, excuse me?" l said to her. She flinched and whipped her head around to look at me. "Ah..." She managed to whisper and then she turned away quickly. "What... What's your name?" l said to her. She stared at me, frozen as if, and whispered very quietly, "Danae..." Danae. I'd found Danae by accident.

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Hello, little people!! I'm here once again. Happy Halloween!!!