My real life (An Itachi's sister fanfic)

Hidan's reaction: The outcome

Me: NO MORE PIGGY MORSELS.

Danae(or known as Megera): Um... Have you been eating him or something?

Me: Maybe, maybe not.

Danae: l'm not even surprised anymore...

Manga(mangareader90): Well, l am. Explanation please, and who is Piggy?

Me: Ohh... Piggy is a pig we use to terrorize little children.

Manga: Well, that's mean!

Samantha(samanthauchiha): Yeah.

Me: ...

Danae: Christy, are these two of your supporters?

Me: ... Yes. *watching Piggy round up kids while also probably eating some* SAVE ME SOME KIDS TO EAT, PIGGY

Manga, Samantha: ◉_◉

Danae: Sure, but just make a good cover-up lie for the police, l'm not bailing you out again.

Manga, Samantha: (◎_◎;)

Me: Fine. But l still get the fat one, right?

Danae: Sure. Just make sure you don't scar Manga and Samantha forever. Isabelle isn't over it yet, even after five years.

Manga, Samantha: ◉_⊙

Me: Fine. Guys, go away.

Manga, Samantha: Gladly. *behind soundproof wall with happy pictures* You know, we might as well do her a favor. Christy doesn't own Naruto!

Me: Yup! Goodbye, now leave before l get really grumpy and eat you all!

Everybody else: ...

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l waited until l was sure that Hidan was asleep to pull out my bag. Konan was going to help me get away safely and go home. Sneaking slowly past Hidan and Kakuzu's door a slid out the back. lt wasn't until l heard somebody say, "So where are you going?" that l realized that night-black threads were following me. Kakuzu. l could tell by his voice, and the threads. "Ehm... Nowhere." l ansered. He narrowed his eyes and gazed at me with suspicion or confirmation, l coldn't tell. "l see. And where is 'ehm nowhere?' Is that where you live?" He asked. "Ok, fine! Jeez, you don't hafta interrogate me! l'm going home!" My hands tightened on the straps of my bag as l realized that Hidan could have heard the whole thing; his door was right there. Dread and nervousness filled my heart as l heard the door open and Hidan snarled, "Keep it down, Kakuzu. You don't talk to toilets, do you? Ok, then shut up." Kakuzu glared at me and hissed, "Go to the front entrance, Sasori is guarding the back!" l nodded quickly. But not quickly enough. "Ah, fuck you, Kakuzu, keep it down!!" Hidan come outside and Kakuzu shoved me behind him just as Hidan came out. l could hear part of their conversation. Soon Kakuzu pulled me out and said, "l hid you because he was naked. Not because l want to let you leave. But he was naked. And you're too young to be scarred for life." l winced at the mental picture. Don't think of that, think of cool guy... cool guy was in a really funny video on youtube (l posted it in the media box, check it out! Personally, l like 1:27 to 1:37-Christy) that my friend showed me. My other friend, Hallie.

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l sat on top of Oceanview Hill, where my brother and l would always sit and make up songs. Well, it was him mostly, with his guitar. Nothing could really hurt you if you were lost in daydreams, like l was, and if you were also trying not to care. l decided to sing one of the songs that he wrote, it was my favorite.

Sell your soul to the devil; but keep the memories just for the hell of it

Drown your life in things that you love; just so you can take a hit

Lost things that don't come back; fall out in misery

Cold day and warm feelings; warm days and cold feelings

Hidden away in forbidden chambers; deep within barriers of healing

Words on paper come out like fire; your hand is shaking with desire

Just to write another word; just to kill another urge

Lost in the moonlight; but don't try to fight

It's already over; the seeings and sights

Put it all together and it just takes you back

Back to when the days were cold and your feelings were warm

When you sold your soul but kept your memories

When you drowned yourself in things of glory

When you had a purpose in life

"Nice." l whirled around. There he was, standing behind me. Looking at me with sad, brotherly eyes. "l never thought you'd bother to memorize it." Ryder looked me over before asking, "Did you leave because l was... Annoying you...?" His hands trembled beside him as he wiped his eyes with his sleeve. "Ryder... Of course not." l said. "lt was..." How was l supposed to explain to him? 'Yeah, um, l was captured by Naruto people who don't really exist and l'm an Uchiha' Because that sounded so true. I wrapped my arms around him and squeezed his shoulders. "You'll always be my brother." I said. "My only brother." But l knew, deep inside me, that it wasn't true. And l knew that ltachi was currently watching us. I glared in the direction of ltachi and turned around.