My real life (An Itachi's sister fanfic)

The first village

ME: Hey guys, I'm back and somewhat happier.

Danae: Good. 

Me: I even let Hidan in!

Hidan: More like fuckin' kidnapped me and forced me to talk.

Me: *slap* SAY THE DISCLAIMER

Hidan: No, bitch!

Danae: Oh nos

Me: *takes out knife*

Hidan: *MEGA-FLINCH* Fine!! Christy doesn't own Naruto!

Me: We cool for now. *leaves*

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Eale snatched a rock off the ground and sent it flying off into the distance. "Damn it!" She said angrily. "We've been walking for hours, and we still can't find even a small cluster of houses to rest in!" Danae's eyes glanced over to mine and she held out her hand, creating a wad of money. "But the bright side is that I can make whatever we need." She shrugged. Eale glared at the distance where the rock flew. "But it's not just like you can create an entire village with people who trade and own inns and-and... Urrg!" Eale sighed and sat down on a rock. Frane was busy with some devices and whatnot. "Did it!" He declared, making all of us jump. "I've created a moniter scanner device that'll allows us to know where and when the nearest village or cluster is. It'll let off a beep." He said. He must've been excited because Eale rolled her eyes and smiled. "Ok, then what're we supposed to do now, wander around and wait for a beef?" Frane smiled.

BEEP         BEEP           BEEP  The box of metal and copper let out short beeps to let us know that we were near a village. I looked at the village. Big gates with the word "Leaf" at the top of the gate. "Ok." I said. "Let's go." We walked through the gates and a voice called out to us, "Stop! You may not enter this village without authorization." I clenched my hands and grit my teeth in annoyence. "God, well what do you want us to do?!" I said angerily. "Strip naked and prove that we aren't bombs?! Jump off a cliff to prove that we can die?!" I said. I turned to face the two guards who were looking at each other and trying not to laugh. "N-no, but we just need to make sure that you aren't a threat to the village. And you aren't from this village, so we have to ask you a few questons." He said. "First, Which village are you from?" Eale looked at him funny. "Uh, none, dumbass." She snorted. "Ok... Next, are you carrying any weapons on you, and if so, please allow us to check." Danae shrugged. "Nope." I sighed in relief when she didn't tell them she could create any. "Ok, then... Looks like you're free to go." He said with a snap of the papers on the desk. I inhaled nervously. Great. But I'm not sure I want to go. Those were my last thoughts before the let us into the gates.

"Nifty." Frane giggled and jumped around at the sight of so many things. "Well... I'm going to find a place to stay with this little bugger here." Eale dragged him away. "We'll meet you at 5 o' clock at the entrance way and share news." She called. I nodded. Danae grabbed my arm and pointed to a group of ninjas huddled together talking/arguing. "We'd better steer clear of those guys." She muttered. I agreed silently. We had just started to walk away when one of them called out, "Hey, you two! C'mere." Danae hesitated, but I pulled her along. "Hello~? You deaf?" He kept waving at us. "Just-keep-walking." I hissed. I heard an angry sound and footsteps. Soon the guy was in front of us on a large white dog. "Jeez, what's your problem!" He said. I tried to step around him. "K-Kiba-kun, they don't l-look like p-people from h-here, so w-we should p-probably leave them b-be..." I watched a girl with long purple hair and purple... Everything, even eyes, approach him. "Yeah, listen to the little lady." I heard Danae scoff quietly. The guy, Kiba, glared at her. "You guys aren't even shinobi! And why are you here?" I couldn't help it; I replied, "Learning how to fly." In my most sarcastic voice. "Oh? But you aren't even nijas yet! You need to know how to control your chakra, blah blah..." I raised an eyebrow. You could actually fly? I shook my head. "Anyway!" Kiba's sharp voice made me jump. "We're taking you to the innterrgation corps." Danae paled. This was not good.