My real life (An Itachi's sister fanfic)

Being stuffed in a bodybag...

Megera: Hey guys! Um... Christy is currenly in Juvie, so I'll be filling in for her.

Me: NO, I'M NOT IN JUVIE, I BUSTED OUT!! LUV K-POP!!! (The video below is a very good group.They are called f(x) in case you're wondering. You should check them out! Just search f(x) on youtube.) MWAHAHAHAHAH *gets hit with tranq gun* Blrn *falls*

Megera: ... Well... There we have it. A live Christy caught right before my eyes.

Me: Fuq da powice...

Megera: Don't talk, girl. It's too disturbing.

Me: Dis... Disclaim...

Megera: Huh...? Oh, right! Christy does not own Naruto. Nor do I.

Me: Mrgggbbllllfffpppfffhhhhgggguuuhhh....

Megera: ... @(・●・)@

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"I don't want to talk about it." I strode right past Konan, which was truly a first for me. "Oh, really? Then I'll go ask Itachi, he'll certainly tell me every single little detail." I froze. "You wouldn't." "Watch me." "Stop it! Don't you dare- oh, no, don't you dare cross into the room." "Here I go!" "Ok, fine! But just so you know, I'm not going into too much detail." Konan settled down on the couch and looked expectantly at me. Oh no. "Go on." She smiled cruelly at me as Deidara came in to listen."Ugh... Ok, so, I put too much strain on my eyes when trying to work my Sharingan. There, happy?" I snarled. Mostly at Deidara... "DEIDARA, GET OVER HERE. AND HURRY UP, WE'VE GOT A NEW MISSION." Sasori saved me. "And you're coming, too, Layna." Then he killed me. "What?! Why was I not imformed about this?!" I cried out. Pein was in front of me in a flash. "Because we need to see how well you can fight. You're going to the village of sand." ---//--- "Ok, Layna, be cool." Deidara said. Then he tossed out a handful of exploding sipders. So much for cool. "Hey, what're you doing to our village?" A group of ninjas appeared in front of us. EVERYTHING WAS HAPPENING SO FAST. "And they have a hostage!!" The guy in the back said in alarm. "Um... Actually, I'm with them." I muttered. They just looked at me like I was high. "Denata, thank you for this, but we can handle it." A guy floating on a puff of sand glared down at us. "Er, is this the part where I say hi or the part where I stand awkwardly to the side?" When nobody answered, I shrugged and, just for the heck of it, cartwheeled to the side. "Ooh! She's so cute!" A lady with four blonde pigtails squealed. "Eh, but she's an enemy." The guy with a cat suit on said. "Is that a... Cat suit?" I stammered. "No!! It's a body suit!" He said, embarrassed. "So... A cat suit." I stated. He glared at me and threw a hand out at me. The next thing I knew, a doll with dangerous knives was launching at me, knives aimed right at my heart. "Layna!!" Sasori screamed and quickly raised his hand and used his own doll to deflect cat-boy's. I blinked and cartwheeled to the side again. Cartwheels are fun. But apparently Sasori didn't think so, because he screamed at me for about five minutes in front of the strangers. I waited patiently until he was done. "Are you done? Can we move on with our lives now?" I said. The lady burst out laughing. "She's got some sass there!" I frowned. "I have no clue whatsoever where this is going, but I don't want to know, either." I said. Mr. Peant-on-his-back (the guy on a puff of sand) looked at me before saying to cat-boy, "Get the girl out of the way and deal with the others." He nodded and walked towards me like he was going to stuff me into a body bag... Which, of course, he did. "Oi, cat-boy! Not very funny! Lemme out!" I growled. "This is not ok!!!" I said sharply. "Yeah, well, you'll hafta deal with it! It's not my fault you're too weak to defend yourself..." Sasori yelled. "I know that!" I snapped. "But just... Really?! A BODYBAG?! A freakin' BODYBAG?! Where did you even GET a bodybag?!" I exclaimed. "Yes, really!! Deal with it, yeah!!" I growled. "SHADDUP DEIDARA!!" I screamed. I kicked around until I heard an, "Oww!" And felt the bag drop. I scuffled around and looked for the exit and forced the bag open. "FREEDOM," I cried. "And then caged!" I heard cat-boy say happily. "Gaara," He said. At once, a sand cage surrounded me and became smaller until l had room to only stand and maybe sit. "Darn it," l complained. Cat-boy laughed.

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Hello, guys! It's me! And l'm not doing too well. I had a bit of a Wattpad problem with my friend Gray and now she's mad at me. But l think l have it under control...? But anyways, thanks for taking your time to come see my pathetic stories and maybe follow me! Christy-- OUT!!