Me: Hai guys! Please ignore the dead mouse on the ground. Oh. Wait. It's MY mouse. Oh well. I told you he'd explode.
Megera:Why'd you even put it there? Variables... *mumble* I swear, it's like you don't even watch where you walk...
Me: （￣ェ￣）
Megera: Ugh... I should put you in a cage or something.
Me: NOO, NOT THE CAGE, PWSE
Megera: Then Behave yourself!
Me: Fine. *goes to murder Alex*
Megera: And l'm stuck saying the disclaimer again... AkatsukiClouds does not own Naruto. Neither do I. And... Um... *whisper* l think she's eating Alex. Run. Run while you can, guys. Don't wait.
Me:*perk*
Megera: Uh...! I-I meant AkatsukiClouds does not own Naruto! He-hehe... *whisper* Run.
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Four hundred eighty nine. That was the number of ceiling tiles. I looked at my two babysitters and ignored the way Deidara was staring at me. (Like this: @(・●・)@）"Stop that!" I said, annoyed. He blinked. "Oh, sorry." Yeah right. "Shut up, brats." Sasori called over his shoulder. I sighed, annoyed, and headed off to my room to read. ---//--- "HOLY FUCKING CRAP, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HER, DEIDARA?!" Hidan. Good ol' Hidan. Wait. 'What did you do to her?!' I busted into the room to find a clone of me on the ground, covered by a blanket. Otherwise covered in blood. "Um... Hi." LAYNA!!" I looked over. Sasori, who was panting like he just murdered someone, looked at me. Absolute horror crossed his face. "B-but, you- dead- Deidara-DEIDARA!!" He screamed. Deidara wobbled out from the hallway. "It was just a joke," He muttered. "SOME FUCKIN' JOKE THIS WAS. GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE, OR EVEN BETTER, GET OUTTA HERE YOURSELF!!" Hidan screamed. I paused. l looked at the door. And guess what l saw? That's right. Pein. Only he was angry and seemed like he was ready to kill Deidara. "Eh... Ehehe...?" Deidara managed to chuckle meekly. ---//--- "And that's how to control your chakra so that you can activate your Sharingan." I had just started to train. And l wasn't doing too good. "Erm..." I struggled to focues on my eyes, but how crazy was that? It was like telling me to focus on walking. lt just came natrually to me! "If that really doesn't work," Itachi said to me, "Then just try to do it while distracting yourself." Ok. Simple enough... I started hummin 'This is Gospel' by Panic! At the disco. Next thing I knew, extreme strain was put on my eyes. "Gyaa!" I said, closing my eyes and falling on the ground. Then the world went dark.
Hello, friends! Sorry for the short chapter. My homework has been screaming at me for the last three hours, so I should probably do it. But thanks, friends!
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