My real life (An Itachi's sister fanfic)

Taken prisioner by perverts

Me: HI SO TODAY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A-*gets stabbed by needle*

Danae: I hope we have more.that may have just been our last tranquilizer...

Gaara: ... I'll make a cage. *starts shifting sand*

Danae: So... Christy's high... On... Junk... I don't know... I blame Hidan.

Hidan: It was only a bit! And besides, it was only some marijuana, a but of crack, some wine, etc... Oops.

Danae: W-well, we don't own naruto!

Hidan: *drags her over to Sakura* Fix. Now.

Me: Ehehehehehe...

(A/N: No, I don't really take drugs and stuff. This is just for the humor of my stories and stuff.)

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I dragged myself into the village with dog-boy ranting about how he would become Hokage. "Ok, we get it!" Danae finally cried. "For fuck's sake, we get it!" Eale and Frane burst into giggles. I sighed and kept walking. "Kiba, what are you... Oh." A grey-haired man with a mask came towards us. "Yup, wrangled 'em all on my own!" Dog-boy (Kiba??) Said proudly. "Yeah, because we didn't do anything, dumbass." Eale pointed out. He ignored her and kept boasting.

"Well, I'm sorry you had to go through that. I'm Kakashi, this is Kiba, and that's Hinata. And that guy over there is Shino. You all are?" Frane opened his mouth to answer but Eale slapped her hand over it."A group of travelers. Who are leaving." Danae snapped, the small particles of a sword drifing in her hand, ready to form and stab anyone. "Really? Well, if you don't mind... Me asking..." A knife shot out from his hand and Danae blocked it, fast as lightning. She glared him down with an evil look and we saw him falter a bit. "Back. Off." She snarled.

Kakashi's eyes narrowed and he said, "No group of travelers are as skilled as you are. I'm going to ask again. Who are you." Frane was giggling like an idiot as he rigged up a mini bomb on one of Shino's bugs. Nobody noticed the insane-looking little boy. Then He led the bug over and dropped a candy on the ground at Kakashi's feet. Eale sighed right on cue as if they'd practiced this plan many times and said, "What did I tell you about candy? Pick it up." And as he bent down to pick it up Kakashi grabbed his hand. "I can't let you do that." He said. Then Frane smiled in a way that would have made me crawl under a rock.

"You should've let me." Then little wires shot out of his sides and he was pulled to Eale's side. "Huh?" Too late. The bug landed on the sweet item and exploded. "Mario Jr.!!" Shino cried. "Sorry!. Frame then drafted between Kakashi's legs and blew a raspberry at him... Before getting caught by Kiba. "Panda farts." He pouted. "Felica, Felina!" Kakashi called. Two girls jumped swiftly down from the roof of a house, both wearing wolf masks. "Take them to interrogation." He said. The first one took off her mask. "Yes, sir. C'mon, Felina." The two girls were almost the same, but one was shorter. The shorter one, I learned, was Felina. Felica dragged Eale and Danae along as Frane and I followed a bored-looking Felina. "Felina? Please do your job the right way." Kakashi sighed. She blew a raspberry at him. Today was going to be a long one.