Funny Texting Fails

It Broke

Guy 1: I broke my penis and it exploded all over my pants

Guy 1: Son of a bitch... my pen... I broke my pen.

Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no fucking way. No. Fucking. Way. NO way in hell did that just happen.

Guy 2: This makes my week!

Guy 2: I love you, man. I love you.

Guy 1: ...