Funny Texting Fails

It's Way Better Than A Swiffer

Mom: I'm divorcing ur father!

Child: OMG WHY NOW MOM!!!

Mom: He gave me a stiffy for our anniversary last night. Unreal.

Child: A stiffy!!!! Ew mom I don't need to hear about that.

Mom: No, a Swiffer. 30 years of marriage for a Swiffer. What is a Stiffy?

Child: Don't even ask. But it's way better than than a swiffer.