Hanging With My Pterodactyl

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Guy 1: Whatcha up to tonight?

Guy 2: Nm hanging with my pterodactyl

Guy 1: U hav a prehistoric dinosaur? COOL!!

Guy 2: lol. I meant parents

Guy 2: They r pretty old tho

Guy 2: But thy can't fly.

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