Son: I wish I had a pussy :(
Father: um son, is there somthing u need to tell, are u finally coming out?
Son: OMG DAD NO I MEANT I WISH I HAD A PUPPY* wait u think I'm gay?
Father: sure u wish u had a puppy. and its not hard to tell from the sounds coming from ur room when Brian sleeps over.
Son: ...I didn't think we where tht loud...
Father: OMG FAMILY MEETING WHEN I GET HOME!!!!
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