Funny Texting Fails

It Makes Me Feel So Relaxed

Guy 1: Hey, wht u up to?

Guy 2: Just finished masturbating. It makes me feel so relaxed so I can go to sleep easier.

Guy 1: Awkward.

Guy 2: Shit. I meant menstruating

Guy 1: Not any less awkward.

Guy 2: OMFG I meant meditating! What is wrong with this phone?!?!?!