Funny Texting Fails

Gonna Be A Little Late

Daughter: I'm going to be late home. Alex got and I are trying to get the cum out of my hair. LOL don't ask.

Mom: GET HOME NOW YOUNG LADY! AND I WILL ASK BECAUSE I AM YOUR MOTHER!

Daughter: Wow mom chill out! Wht r u freaking out about? We where making out and it came out n got stuck in my hair...

Mom: WHY WAS HIS PENIS NEAR UR HAIR????

Daughter: what?? I don't... OH GOD GUM GUM LIKE CHEWING GUM!!! NO MOM YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVER!!!!! UGH MOM NO!!!! I HATE AUTO CORRECT!!!

Mom: okay sweetie have fun. Tell Alex I said hi.