Jizz

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Guy 1: Dude I was drinking cock and jizz exploded all over my face!

Guy 2: OMG WHY WHERE U DRINKING COCK???

Guy 1: OH DAMN!!!! I was drinking coke* and fizz* exploded all over my face!

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