Funny Texting Fails

She Already Knew

Son: Idk how I'm gonna tell my mom I'm gay babe. How did u tell ur mom, Mark?

Mom: Oops! Must hav sent tht to the wrong person. Honey it's okay though. I already knew. Is Mark ur boyfriend?

Son: FML, I hate this phone. Of course ur name is right next to Mark's. But how did u know?

Mom: I know cuz I saw the nud men's page on ur computer a while ago. Masturbation is okay!

Son: I'm gonna go kill myself now, bye.

Mom: Honey it's okay...