Funny Texting Fails

Date Night

Guy 1: So how was the date last night? Did u score? 

Guy 2: Not quite. First date we went to dinner and then walked her home

Guy 2: then i killed her in the woods outside her house and left

Guy 1: killing her seems a bit harsh. Did she order the lobster n filet mignon at dinner or what?

Guy 2: KISSED* WTF!!!