Funny Texting Fails

The Slut Check

Girl?: Babe, I need u in me now!!

Guy?: I'll be right over!

Girl?: HA! busted! u r no longer allowed to date my daughter! 

Father 1: Mr. Collins? Is tht u? I was testing to see if YOUR daughter was to slutty for MY son.

Father 2: I guess we r on the same track then. Good day to u sir!

Father 1: Let's try this again next week!