fading voices [ the SEQUEL to little talks ]

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now it's my turn to help her. 

me: remind me again why we got pokemon ranger?

abby: we couldn't agree on x or y. 

me: whore.

abby: it's your fault too. 

me: this game makes me want to commit seppuku while playing bioshock 2. 

abby: we do not speak of that game, friend.

me: agreed. let's never bring it up again.

abby: speaking of things we don't like bringing up! let's talk about my sex life!

me: how it's lacking?

abby: ...

me: bitch slapped me!

abby: yeah i did!

me: fine. we'll talk about your... imaginary sex life.

abby: i fucked this random guy last night, oh my god was i wasted. 

me: shit! was he, uh, bad or something?

abby: worse. he was amazing. 

me: oh god.

abby: don't even know his name. i think he works at that knock-off fast food place.

me: was he so good that i could have him as a one time thing?

abby: yes.

me: that's not an invitation to hook me up with him, by the way.

abby: bitch has a boyfriend.

me: you slept with a taken guy?

abby: yup, what can you do?

me: uh, not do it?

abby: shush. it was uber consensual. we played drunk mario smash bros for like an hour before we did the do. 

me: and you... don't know his name?

abby: nope.

me: well, there's only one thing to do.

abby: what's that?

me: go get a burger! at mcdan's!

abby: fuck you.

me: come on, abs. i know how much you hate loose ends.

abby: fine.

me: i'm sure he feels the same way.

abby: just shut up and drive me there, shitlord.

me: let's go.