now it's my turn to help her.
me: remind me again why we got pokemon ranger?abby: we couldn't agree on x or y.
me: whore.
abby: it's your fault too.
me: this game makes me want to commit seppuku while playing bioshock 2.
abby: we do not speak of that game, friend.
me: agreed. let's never bring it up again.
abby: speaking of things we don't like bringing up! let's talk about my sex life!
me: how it's lacking?
abby: ...
me: bitch slapped me!
abby: yeah i did!
me: fine. we'll talk about your... imaginary sex life.
abby: i fucked this random guy last night, oh my god was i wasted.
me: shit! was he, uh, bad or something?
abby: worse. he was amazing.
me: oh god.
abby: don't even know his name. i think he works at that knock-off fast food place.
me: was he so good that i could have him as a one time thing?
abby: yes.
me: that's not an invitation to hook me up with him, by the way.
abby: bitch has a boyfriend.
me: you slept with a taken guy?
abby: yup, what can you do?
me: uh, not do it?
abby: shush. it was uber consensual. we played drunk mario smash bros for like an hour before we did the do.
me: and you... don't know his name?
abby: nope.
me: well, there's only one thing to do.
abby: what's that?
me: go get a burger! at mcdan's!
abby: fuck you.
me: come on, abs. i know how much you hate loose ends.
abby: fine.
me: i'm sure he feels the same way.
abby: just shut up and drive me there, shitlord.
me: let's go.
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fading voices [ the SEQUEL to little talks ]
Kurzgeschichtensometimes there is nothing worse than an apology. - cooper