fading voices [ the SEQUEL to little talks ]

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this laughter is so foreign. 

abby: we could have sex to make her jealous.

me: what the-?

abby: to make nina jealous.

me: ...no.

abby: it would be really good sex.

me: how did we go from me terminating you in super smash bros, to talking about fuckery?

abby: cooper. do not tell me you just used that word.

me: fuck-er-y.

abby: stop being such a whore.

me: you are literally the stupidest person i've ever met. 

abby: no offense taken!

me: i'm pausing this round for some real talk.

abby: oh no, woe is me! cooper has a soul!

me: oh my god. and i had to lie to paul and tell him we were gonna indulge in some fuck-er-y to make him leave... why did i even bother?

abby: wouldn't it be nice sex?

me: no!

abby: don't tell me... cooper's a virgin?

me: ha, no. i've gotten the V many times before.

abby: have you? how many times?

me: a decent number. that's a personal question, abs. 

abby: how many girls?

me: one.

abby: oh.

me: yeah...

abby: nina?

me: who else?

abby: i dunno. my first was with a really butch lesbian who went by the name "paco" - never again. she smelled briefly of cheese.

me: and i've never heard of this because...?

abby: i'm obviously a bisexual player who gets it in all around.

me: i'm sorry, but i really don't feel like entering your cavern.

abby: ...

me: totally not apologizing for that. 

abby: ...

me: still not saying sorry.

abby: die.

me: sorry not sorry.

abby: it's more like a glorious garden of fertility.

me: ...

abby: hey! don't turn it back on, i'm talking!

me: annnnd i just won. 

abby: screw you.

me: abs, i think we're gonna be great friends.

abby: so... no sexy touchy time?