this laughter is so foreign.
abby: we could have sex to make her jealous.
me: what the-?
abby: to make nina jealous.
me: ...no.
abby: it would be really good sex.
me: how did we go from me terminating you in super smash bros, to talking about fuckery?
abby: cooper. do not tell me you just used that word.
me: fuck-er-y.
abby: stop being such a whore.
me: you are literally the stupidest person i've ever met.
abby: no offense taken!
me: i'm pausing this round for some real talk.
abby: oh no, woe is me! cooper has a soul!
me: oh my god. and i had to lie to paul and tell him we were gonna indulge in some fuck-er-y to make him leave... why did i even bother?
abby: wouldn't it be nice sex?
me: no!
abby: don't tell me... cooper's a virgin?
me: ha, no. i've gotten the V many times before.
abby: have you? how many times?
me: a decent number. that's a personal question, abs.
abby: how many girls?
me: one.
abby: oh.
me: yeah...
abby: nina?
me: who else?
abby: i dunno. my first was with a really butch lesbian who went by the name "paco" - never again. she smelled briefly of cheese.
me: and i've never heard of this because...?
abby: i'm obviously a bisexual player who gets it in all around.
me: i'm sorry, but i really don't feel like entering your cavern.
abby: ...
me: totally not apologizing for that.
abby: ...
me: still not saying sorry.
abby: die.
me: sorry not sorry.
abby: it's more like a glorious garden of fertility.
me: ...
abby: hey! don't turn it back on, i'm talking!
me: annnnd i just won.
abby: screw you.
me: abs, i think we're gonna be great friends.
abby: so... no sexy touchy time?
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fading voices [ the SEQUEL to little talks ]
Kurzgeschichtensometimes there is nothing worse than an apology. - cooper