The Hellhound of lore is captured by Hydra and paired with their Winter Soldier. Ash breaks free of their control and helps her new friend to escape too.
When Captain America shows up they both join the new world, and join their gang of super people...
I was sitting beside Clint playing a video game, Clint said it was called Mario Kart. I was great at it, I was always in the top three, and when the whole team played I was usually first or second, depends if Nat would play
I'd just posted another photo on Instagram of Clint and I playing the game When I was given my fancy Stark phone, Natasha made me an account, and it was fun to post silly things the team was doing I liked the whole stories thing, I had a private story for just the team, and I'd post the cute photos of us all there and save them to a highlight. So far I've got 189k following me, but they only follow me cause the team all tagged me.
"Don't break someone's heart, they only have one" Tony was giving Steve dating advice "Break their bones they have two hundred and six" I called over my shoulder "I forgot you were living here now" Sam spoke up "Missed you too feather brain" I grinned at him "Ouch" Natasha made a pained face at Sam
"How you been Samual?" I asked finishing my round before Clint who was currently shouting at Princess Peach for throwing a shell at him "Good, my sister gave birth last month so was helping her and her husband out" sam smiled "Cute" I smiled back "Who is cute?" Thor asked joining "Sam has a nephew" I answered starting the next round "You didn't tell me you had a sister, or brother" Thor said sadly "I did, you were just drunk" sam said and we all laughed
A few days later I was sitting beside Natasha, she was showing me how to use a dating app. I wanted to try a date, see if I had any luck
Loki sighed "I think we should get a divorce" he said to me "What are you doing?" I laughed "Just practicing" he replied "W-Why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?" I chuckled "I dont know, I'm 1505, I think I'm having a...quarter life crisis" he explained where this came from, and I was willing to roll with it "You don't even have a girlfriend" I told him "Hypocritically divorce me" he encouraged me so I went along with it "Okay then, I'm hypothetically taking half your assets" I sat up "Well you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup" Loki retorted "I-is it? It is called a prenup right?" He looked to Tony "Yeah, and you did hypothetically sign one, so.." Tony nodded joining us "Who the fuck is this guy?" I chuckled "I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case" Tony answered "Of course Tony had to join" Natasha said "Then I'm taking the hypothetical kids" I puffed my chest "Right? We can get those right?" I looked at Bucky "Yes, we can definitely get hypothetical kids. Don't worry about it" Bucky nodded "Who the fu k is this hypothetical nerd. Fucking, idiot, metal arm, wearing nerd" Loki said trying to not laugh "Wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. I need to keep these on because I need continuity from the other hypothetical lawyer" Bucky laughed pouring himself more water "This is my hypothetical lawyer. And we have been hypothetically sleeping together, so.." I grinned "H-" Loki had to take a breath to stop laughing "how could you hypothetically do this to me?" He questioned "Because you're hypothetically an alcoholic so" I finished
We all burst out laughing "What did we miss?" Steve and Sam walked back in. They'd been gone to Central Park for a run "A divorce" Natasha said and handed me my new phone back
"This guy...." I pointed at a guy I thought was alright "What are you two doing?" Clint asked us "Setting Ash up on Tinder" Natasha told him "What's Tinder?" Bucky asked "A dating app" Tony said sitting down "You're dating?" Bucky asked me shocked "I'm putting myself out there" I shrugged
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