Role Reversal

Not How to Recover

I watched as the human males looked at the odd building. They didn't seem to afraid, more curious in all honesty. Blue turned his head to me, were his pupils stars?? Humans are odd.

"MISS MONSTER! IS THIS A MONSTER CAFE!? CAN WE GO IN!? DO THEY EVEN SERVE BREAKFAST!?" He started bouncing up and down, his scarf bouncing with him. He is to pure. Papyrus actually started to bounce behind him equally enthusiastic. "It is, you can and they do. But it is sorta expensive. I just needed to talk to my boss, we can go somewhere else if you'd like. I mean... Sans is paying anyway, he should pick where we eat." You rubbed your neck sheepishly before walking in, holding the door for the humans to follow.

As they entered their eyes widened. The place was two stories, black carpet, purple walls, spider webs lined the ceiling, soft pink lights. The counter was glass and showed off the baked goods. A few monsters were serving, you recognized a few of them. "(Y/N)!" They cheered in greeting waving at you and smiling "Hey everyone." You pointed up to a spider that was decorating the ceiling in webs "How's it hanging?" Everyone instantly groaned but smiled at your pun as you made your way to the counter to see a spider monster. She was on two legs with extra arms, she was counting money.

"Hey little miss Muffet." You waved at her as she hummed looking up for her face to instantly beam "Oh dearie! Where have you been? Business has been so slow since you left." She grabbed your bony hand from over the counter and brought it to her chest, two of her extra arms were on her hips as she looked you over "Sorry, got kicked outta my apartment, was crashing on Toris' couch for a while, but I finally moved a few days ago, all set to get back to work." You winked at her, her dark eyes bore into your sockets "I was so hurt, I was close to firing you ya know. Huhuhu." She laughed lowly.

"What? Me? Never, you know I love working here. Besides I brought costumers." You pulled your hand away and gestured to the curious humans behind you, they were looking at all the monsters and decorations, trying not to seem offended or disgusted about the place, which they weren't but still cautious. "You are NOT using your employee discount." Her lips turned to a straight line as you gulped "Sure thing boss." You saluted.

"we didn't agree ta eat here." Red snarled as Stretched elbowed his ribs.

"yeah we did. (Y/N) said i could pick since i'm paying. i pick here." Sans pointed to the floor before stepping over to the counter. Muffet had pulled out a note pad and pen. "Order when you're ready." She looked him over. Muffet wasn't one for humans, but she LOVED her costumers.

"OH HOW ABOUT WE GET A CINNAMON PLATTER TO SHARE!" Papyrus spoke up looking over the menu above Muffet. "sure bro. what do you want to drink." Sans pulled out his wallet as the others ordered their drinks. Muffet wrote it all down before ripping the paper from the note book and handing it to a little spider standing on the counter next to her, it crawled off to the kitchen.

"WAIT MISS MONSTER DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING!" Blue gasped at the sudden realization as they turned to you.

You waved them off "No problem, Muffet knows what I normally get to drink." They looked back over at the spider lady, she nodded and smiled "Actually, can I add a tea-rantula latte to that. I'll pay for it." You handed her a few bucks as she nodded "Your order will be out in a few, go ahead and sit at the window booth over there." She pointed to the only available booth near the window looking out at the road as people walked by.

They all entered through one side, the booth was round, Stretch, Red and Papyrus took the middle, facing into the room, Blue and Sans sat across from you and they gave you one side of the rounded booth to yourself.

All was silent as they watched people and looked around. A dog monster came with your drinks on a tray "Hey (Y/N)!" She smiled placing the drinks down and handing them out "Hey Dogaressa, how are the pups?" You pulled your latte closer as she placed a bottle of honey mustered down near you "They are fine, Dogamy is with them today, his day off." She picked the tray back up "Enjoy." She waved before leaving to serve others.