Zhongli: Welcome everyone to the annual Lapis family meeting.
Ganyu: What is this about?
Xiao: Must've been important for Zhongli to summon the Adepti.
Cloud retainer: What does one desire, Zhongli?
Zhongli: There are not much Adepti as to compared to the numbers we once had. We must rely on breeding, Xiao you are the only one!
All the Adepti turned to Xiao, who had his face flushed red.
Xiao: Wh-what no I'm with someone already
Zhongli: And?
Aether bursted through the door, emergency food in hand.
Traveler: ME! He's dating ✨me✨
Zhongli: Does the traveler have pregnancy capabilities?
Cloud retainer: One would not doubt it for the traveler hails from another world.
Ganyu: I wouldn't think so.
Aether: No- I don't think I can.
Zhongli: ... We can't all be gay that wouldn't make sense
Mountain shaper: farewell, I do not need to attend to these matters.
The Adeptus walked out of the abode, following was moon carver.
Xiao: Actually, I will go test out if the traveler has such capabilities-
Scooping up the blond and throwing the emergency food at Zhongli the two are engulfed in anemo.
Ganyu: Good work everyone!
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Xiaother crack
FanfictionThe land of Teyvat; full of mysteries and tales, vast and beautiful. What lays in the land you ask? Two lovers and a travel guide who like to bargain with hilichurls.
