Xiaother crack

The Crux Clash

Trigger: explicit cursing

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It was the day of the Crux clash, almost everyone who was participating was present and the crux clash was going to start soon.

Aether was walking up to the person who was registering everyone to sign up.
"Hello there! Do you want to sign up?" The lady asked Aether, He nodded in response.

"Alright then, can I have your name?" She asked politely.
"Aether." He responded.

Paimon cut in, "He's also known as the traveler."

"Wait- you're the traveler that saved Liyue?!" The lady responded, quite obviously shocked. Everyone in the crowd turned and faced Aether.

At this point, everyone in the crowd was whispering to each other and people were saying things like, "That's the hero that saved Liyue!" Or, "He met Lady Ningguang right?!" And, "That's the guy who helped defeat Osial!"

"Mhm." Aether nodded.
"Oh wow, do you mind lis-listing your achievements?" The lady responded, stuttering a little.

"That's no problem for us!"
Paimon squeaked, listing off achievements.

"We defeated a dragon, fought a fatui harbinger, and~"
Paimon made a little frustrated face while thinking of another answer.

"And fucked a Yaksha."
Aether said confidently.
Paimon smirked while Aether raised a brow.

"Sorry to disturb but what-"
The lady was cut off because Almond ended the story.