Gru X Shrek: A love story

Chapter 3: The Date

The next day Gru arrives at the park after seeing Shrek, Gru pulls him in for a kiss.

Gru: So I told Lucy
Shrek: what happened after?
Gru:Made her my side chick!
Shrek: well that's what I was gonna do with Fiona
Gru: Was?
Shrek: I can't tell her, she would be so pissed, but I still love her and want to see her.....
Gru: we can figure things out babe
*Shrek blushes*
Gru:for now let's do this date!
Shrek: I heard of this restaurant called McDonald's
Gru: ooohh we should eat there!!
*Gru and Shrek walk to McDonald's and enter and take a seat*
Mike Wasowski: Hello I am Mike Wazowski your waiter today what can I get for you today?
Shrek: well I will have onions
Mike Wazowski: Onions?
Shrek: Yeah literally anything with onions, and a 12 piece chicken McNugget!
Mike Wasowski: Alright what about this good lookin,pointy nosed man?
Gru: well I would like a large fry and a Big Mac!!
Mike Wazowski: alright chef Kermit will whip that up for ya!
Gru: I'm so excited for us to eat, and make our very first date official!
Shrek: somehow they always make their food fast!
Mike Wasowski: and here you guys go!
*Mike would hand the food over to the ogre and the gru*
Gru and Shrek: Thank you!

Gru and Shrek eat and talk all night and by closing time they won't have time to drive home without falling asleep in the middle of the road while driving so the couple decides to book a hotel room, they arrive and head to their room for the night.

Gru: alright so what do you wanna do you ogre?
Shrek: oh you already know
(Shrek says while taking off his clothes)

Shrek feels Grus butt then pushes him on the bed where the "Magic" happens

(The Morning)
Shrek wakes up from the fun night with Gru snuggled against his arm, he goes to check his phone where he has 73 messages and 20 missed calls from Fiona, she was confused where he was and Shrek decided to call her back.

Fiona: Shrek where are you!!!
Shrek: I'm at a hotel, Things got busy and we would not have time to drive home
Fiona: from where, and WE?! WHATS GOING ON!?!?!?

Shrek could not think of any lie, he would have to tell Fiona..

Shrek: Fiona, I-It's Gru I fell in love and well, we kissed and did the silly in bed.....
Fiona: SHREK YOU PIECE OF CRAP, NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR JOKES!!!
Shrek: Fiona I'm not lying
Fiona: we can talk about it when you get home just I have something to get back to.....
*Fiona hangs up*
Shrek: that was sus, well time to go to the breakfast center, maybe I can find pancakes for Gru and an onion for me!

(Meanwhile, the same Morning but in Grus lab)
Kevin falcon punches Stuart awake
Kevin: I know what you did to Margo you son of a bi-
Stuart punches Kevin in the face
Kevin: alright then, lights out!
And so they brawl
Then Margo goes down to the lab where the fight is happening
Margo: STOP THE FIGHT, I got a test and.....
Stuart and Kevin: YES?
Margo: I've got Brain damage!
Out of anger Kevin rips out Stuart's Jugular
Stuart: AAAAAAHHHHHH-

End Chapter...