These Death Jokes Need To Stop

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Me: I am so triggered right now!!

Matilda: What's wrong, babe?

Me: Angela joked about dying.

Frank: What?!

Me: Yeah, she joked about dying of a heart attack!

Frank: That is not funny! Where is she? I want to have a word with her!

Me: She's outside, at the park.

Frank: I'll go find her. *leaves to find her*

Nk_works: You okay? Do you want a hug?

Me: Yes.

Nk_works: *hugs me*

Me: *hugs her back*

SkittishReflections: Sorry, this keeps happening. You have way too much on your plate.

Me: I do. My friend is having heart surgery, next Wednesday.

SkittishReflections: Oof, hope it goes well.

Me: I do, too.

Trevor: Didn't he just have prostate cancer surgery?

Me: Yes, last month. He told me that the cancer spread, and he will go for his 3 month cancer checkup in November, to see if his PSA levels are high. If they are, then he will need radiation in December.

Trevor: Oh my gosh. I'll pray for him, okay?

Me: Thanks, pal.

Trevor: Don't mention it. We're here for you, okay? We all are.

Craig: We got you, dawg. These people shouldn't be joking about death, you feel me?

Butternut Hollow

Frank: Angela, you need to cut this out! Death isn't a joke! You triggered Damien! He has a lot on his plate right now! His friend is gonna have heart surgery, next week, and you want to joke about dying?

Angela: Look, I didn't mean any harm, okay? Not like I was gonna die for real.

Frank: You're so insensitive, Angela! You should apologize to him. Go on!

Angela: *rolls her eyes and walks back to the apartment*

Trevor: At least the storm is gone.

Angela: Damien, I want to apologize for triggering you.

Me: Its okay, Angela. Please don't do it, again.

Angela: I won't, I promise.

Frank: Got my eye on you, Angela!








This story was written on Thursday, September 2nd, 2021.

A/N I am sick and tired of this! People joking about dying!! I have a lot on my plate right now!!! And, everytime someone jokes about dying, I hear voices!!! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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