Brittney: *burps* Burpies!
-loservibes-: Gross! And, you're how old??
Brittney: 30! *burps again* Burpies!
-loservibes-: What kind of grown woman says that? Are you like 5 years old, or something?
Me: Exactly! Cut it out! You're turning 31 next month!
-loservibes-: *burps again* Burpies! *laughs and grins at me*
Me: Okay, that's it! *grabs Brittney by her arm and takes her to the bathroom*
Brittney: Dude, let go of my arm! *tries to break free from my grip*
Me: *gets out a bar of Dial soap, turns on the faucet in the bathroom sink, and starts scrubbing Brittney's mouth out with the soap*
Brittney: *mouth getting scrubbed with the soap*
Me: *sings* This is the way we scrub your mouth, scrub your mouth, scrub your mouth! This is the way we scrub your mouth, so late in the evening! *still scrubbing Brittney's mouth*
-loservibes-: *laughing hysterically* This is hilarious!!
Brittney: *mouth filled with foamy soap*
Me: Rinse out, please! *gives Brittney a cup*
Brittney: *rinses out all of the soap out of her mouth* That was awful! Don't ever do that again! *runs away in fear*
Me: That's the way to do it!
-loservibes-: You know it, babe! You know it!
This story was written on Tuesday, September 21st, 2021. (Sukkot)
A/N I did my good deed for the day! 😁👍 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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