Steven Can't Get A Word With Foghorn Leghorn Talking

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Steven: Am I an another one of those cartoons?

Foghorn Leghorn: *humming Camptown Races and whacks the barnyard dog with a wooden board*

Barnyard Dog: *barks angrily and chases Foghorn Leghorn*

Steven: That is so cruel!

Foghorn Leghorn: Boy, I say boy! Haven't seen you round here, before!

Steven: Well, I.......

Foghorn Leghorn: Pay attention, boy! Boy got his brain in the wrong place. He can't even listen to what I have to say. Now, boy, you can't just be sneaking around the barn!

Steven: But, but......

Foghorn Leghorn: Got enough trouble with that limp picking weasel! Boy, pay attention!

Steven: But......... *getting agitated*

Foghorn Leghorn: You gotta be careful! You never know what could happen!

Steven: AHHHHH SHADDUP!!!! *whacks Foghorn Leghorn with a baseball bat*

Foghorn Leghorn: *knocked out*

Steven: Shut him up!

Trevor: Steven! Just the guy I wanted to see!

Steven: And, what are you doing in this cartoon?

Trevor: Wouldn't you like to know? *beats up Steven*

Steven: *getting beat up*

Bugs Bunny: *eating a carrot* Eh, what's up, girl?

pinkvenuss: Not much, Bugs! *eating a carrot*

Trevor: *still beating up Steven*

Steven: *still getting beat up*

The cartoon ends.

The Looney Tunes ending theme song plays.

Porky Pig: B b b that's all folks!









This story was written on Thursday, September 16th, 2021. (Yom Kippur)

A/N Steven didn't like how Foghorn Leghorn kept talking over him! He showed him! But, we all know that Trevor has the upper hand! Even in cartoons! 😆😆😆😆😆 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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