She Is An Excellent Whistler!

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Max: *whistling a Selena Gomez song*

-loservibes-: You are such an excellent whistler!

Max: Thanks, babe!

Jerome: Whistle a rap song!

Max: I'm not into rap, Jerome!

Jerome: Whistle a Jay Z song!

-loservibes-: She said, she's not into rap!

Jerome: *rapping* Don't Be Mad Cause I'm Styling On You!

Max: *whistles Love On Top by Beyonce*

-loservibes-: That is an awesome song!

Me: Yes, indeed! That song came out in 2011!

-loservibes-: Dude, you have a good memory!

Max: He sure does!

Sylvester: Okay, what's with all the whistling? It sounds like there are birds here! Is whistling a way to attract birds? Is that how you attract them? I always wondered what attracts birds, you know?

-loservibes-: You again?

Max: Who is this dude?

-loservibes-: Long story.

Sylvester: *continues rambling on about whistling and birds*

Caroline: *duct tapes Sylvester's mouth shut* That shuts off the chatterbox machine! *giggles*

-loservibes-: You know it, babe! You know it!

Sylvester: *mouth taped shut*

Me: What a motorboat!

-loservibes-: You stole my catchphrase! Joke! Ha ha ha!

Me: Ha ha ha!

Victoria: I gotta paint a picture of Sylvester with his mouth taped shut! *starts painting* Easy now! Don't move!

Sylvester: *doesn't move, and his mouth is still taped shut*

Victoria: *still painting* Yes!!! Viola! Check this out!

All Of Us: *looks at the painting of Sylvester with his mouth taped shut* Wow!!! Amazing!!! Cool!!! That's what I call art! Look at you go, girl! Whoo!

Iris: This is truly a masterpiece!

Brandon: You know it, sista!

Ariel: Splendid!!

Dorian: You really captured the eyes!

Kara: You should definitely enter this in an art show, Victoria!

Victoria: Okay!!!

Sylvester: *muffled protests*

-loservibes-: You agree, Sylvester?! Excellent!

Sylvester: *shakes his head*

-loservibes-: *takes the tape off his mouth*

Sylvester: YOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-loservibes-: Tee hee! Give me some more duct tape, Caroline!

Caroline: *gives it to her*

-loservibes-: *tapes Sylvester's mouth shut, and takes the tape off again*

Sylvester: YOW!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!

-loservibes-: *giggles* I love doing that!!






This story was written on Friday, September 24th, 2021.

A/N Max is a good whistler!!! And, Sylvester is back!! Running his mouth as usual!! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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