Sylvester Come On!!

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Caroline: *waiting for the pizza man*

Sylvester: Wish the pizza man would hurry up! I'm starving! Like, what would happen if I starve? How would it feel? Is it a good feeling, or a bad feeling? You ever wondered that?

Caroline: Sylvester, please!

Sylvester: How many days can a person go without eating? Two days? Three days? What about ten days? What are the odds of that, huh?

Caroline: Will you shut it?

Sylvester: I wonder how it would feel if someone went through a hundred days, without eating. Can you even imagine? I mean.........

Caroline: *duct tapes Sylvester's mouth shut*

Sylvester: *mouth taped shut*

The doorbell rings......

Caroline: *opens the door, and its the pizza man from Pizza Hut*

Pizza Man: $19.89.

Caroline: *pays with a twenty and gets her pizza and Pepsi* Time to eat.

Sylvester: *mouth still taped shut*

Caroline: *eats her pizza, and drinks her Pepsi*






This story was written on Thursday, September 9th, 2021.

A/N Sylvester, shut up!! All you do is yak on and on! You're too annoying! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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