So Nasty And Gross

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Brittney: *drinking lots of soda*

Me: *watching Family Guy*

Brittney: *burps*

Me: Ew!

Brittney: *burps again* Burpies!

pinkvenuss: What? Are you like 5 years old, or something?

Me: She's in her 30s.

Brittney: *burps again* Burpies!

Malcolm: That's disgusting! Stop that right now!

Brittney: *burps again* Burpies! *laughs*

Caroline: Gross! Please stop, and excuse yourself! How old are you?

Brittney: 30. Turning 31 in October. *burps again* Burpies!

SkittishReflections: If you don't cut it out, I'm sucking you into the pen!

Brittney: *burps again* Burpies! I made a burp burp!

SkittishReflections: I warned you! *sucks Brittney into the pen*

Brittney: *getting sucked into the pen* Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Malcolm: About time! She's disgusting!

Frank: She sure is! She acts totally inappropriate and immature for a 30 year old woman!

pinkvenuss: That we can agree on! Yuck!








This story was written on Tuesday, September 14th, 2021.

A/N Based on a true story. A friend of mine would always burp, and act like a 5 year old, everytime we had lunch together. I wasn't amused at all. She would always burp, then grin at me. Creeped me out. Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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