Hort x Nicola

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Special thank you to Hester1000000 for finally participating! :) Ofc, Hophie is like- My #1 Ship, so, I'm sorry Hort x Nicola shippers. Anyone who doesn't wanna hear me ranting about why I don't like the ship can leave this chapter before I offend any of you. 

Question Of The Day: If you could hug any character, who would it be?

*For Hester1000000 only

Eeeeek, tqsm, ily <3

Let's continue UvU

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Me: Elo weirdos who survived da series *skipping merrily*

Tedros: Wow, thank you

Me: Welcome. Anyway, There shalt be no corpses risen from one's graves

Agatha: That's good news... right?

Hort: No, we're cursed forever Fatima

Sophie: Am I the only one who doesn't know who Fatima is?

Hort: Well-

Agatha: *shushes Hort* I told you not to ask

Me: Today's ship is... HORT X NICOLAA!!

Dot: That's a big oof. Meeting your ex, I know how you feel

Anadil: You've never had a boyfriend. Or an ex

Dot: Yeah, you're right. I don't know how it feels

Me: Let's teleport her right now...

Nicola: Noh- Not this hell again-

Hester: Then I'm sorry to say you're back, sweetheart

Nicola: Pleasure meeting you again, Hester *death glare*

Me: Alright, alright, cut it out. I bring the selipar then you know

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Selipar is slippers in Malay. Great, back to the reactions-

Sophie: Aren't those your dad's?

Me: Yeah, I know. He's gonna kill me if I use it to beat a fictional character *sad*

Hort: *whispers to Sophie* I think she's finally gone senile

Me: Anyways, reactions, anyone? Any feelings you have for this ship should be free. You're in a safe space. No one here will judge you, (except maybe me, nyehehehe..)

Nicola: Are you asking us for reactions or a therapy session?

Me: Both

Nicola: Oh.

Sophie: If that's the case, the Queen of Woods Beyond will go first *raises hand*

Me: Great, what do you feel about this ship?

Sophie: Personally, I think it's horrendous. You also shouldn't ship couples who've split up

Tedros: *coughs, coughs* Jealous

Me: Uh.. okay. I totally agree, thank you, Sophie. Next, anyone?

Agatha: Me, please

Me: Okay, Agatha. Express yourself

Agatha: I kinda have the same response as Sophie. Plus, the books made it clear they weren't cut out for each other. 

Me: You speak truth and wisdom, Aggie. Anyone else?

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