I'm bored, and it's nighttime. Therefore, I invite SGE Memes. Let us begin.
(Some of the memes might be offensive. Please click off now if you do not like the entertainment showcased in this chapter)
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Random Anti-Hophie SGE Reader: Hophie sucks! ___________ should be cannon instead!
Me: *offended Hophie shipper noises*
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My irl friend: Who's your favourite character in SGE?
Me: I love them all equally. *secretly gives a heart to Sophie*
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Ship Opinion Generator: What do you think of Hestadil?
Me: They're perfect, and I cherish them, but they're ridiculously stupid and oblivious.
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(BOOK 4 - 5)
Me: *explaining mentally how much I hate Nicola because she's ruining Hophie for me*
My brain: But you're so much like her though-
Me: Don't interrupt me.
(This is so true. I believe in the power of feminism and most of my closest friends call me a bookworm and a know-it-all xD)
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My irl Mum: Hurry up, Zara! Pick a book and let me pay. It's 10:00 PM already, you have school tomorrow!
Me: *randomly picks SGE book 1* Okay, got it. Let's go.
Present Me: *tearing up* Best moment of my life...
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(After finding out Soman's making the SGE movie on Netflix)
Me: *furiously types keyboard* EEEKKK!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE!! XD
urlocal_dweeb irl (Rayidah): ME TOO!!
(Months later)
Me: Sooo... you excited for the movie?
Rayidah: *shrugs digitally* I guess.
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(BOOK 4)
!! BOOK 4 SPOILER ALERT !! (ig)
Me: There's something sus about this Rhian guy...
Rhian: Nyehehe, I betray everyone. *betray, betray*
Me: CALLED IT!!
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My irl Best Friend Who Doesn't Read SGE: You seem awfully happy for a person who hates school. What happened?
Me: My mum bought me The Ever Never Handbook, and Soman added a Hophie scene *fangirling*
My irl Best Friend Who Doesn't Read SGE: Wut-? *concerned friend noises*
(It's at the Student Roundtable page in The Ever Never Handbook. No need to thank me,)
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!! BOOK 6 SPOILER ALERT !!
Me: *finding out who Rhian and Japeth's parents really were* Ew, wait, so... Rafal already like, had sons, but then started dating Sophie. So, you're telling me the Witch of Woods Beyond dated a dad?
Me:
Me: That is messed up, on all levels.
(And what I need to know is... has Rafal been skipping on child support? Is that why Evelyn Sader is so grumpy?)
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Me: *done reading SGE Book 3 and sighs* I'm glad they finally got the happy ending they deserved. *starts opening SGE Book 4* Wait, what is this?
Book 4: *holds up both middle fingers* HAH! B*TCH, YOU THOUGHT!!
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Me: I wanna get into other books but I can't get over SGE *dramatically thinking of all my ships and fav characters*
My irl Mum: I thought you said the same author started a new book. Why won't you try that out?
Me: Because it's from the same author.
(Actual reason: Reading from Soman again would make me think of SGE, and there's a 99.999% chance there'll be tears involved-)
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(I dedicate this meme to you, urlocal_dweeb [Rayidah])
irl Rayidah: I haven't completed the SGE series yet.
Me: *gasps dramatically* GIRL, YOU HAVE MISSED OUT ON A LOT. HERE, TAKE THIS SGE BOOK 5 AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT FROM ME. PROMISE ME YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS, AND BOOK 6, OKAY? OKAY.
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(BOOK 1)
Sophie: I love you, Tedros
Tedros: I love you too
Me: Okay, there's something wrong here-
Agatha: *bursts in with awesome shades*
Tedros: WHOOO! THAT'S MY GIRL!!
Me: ...That is one heck of a plot twist
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(END OF BOOK 3)
(True Story)
Sophie @ Hort: I'm happy, alone.
Me: *breathes in sharply, walks to the bed, plummets face-first onto the bed, screams into the bed*
My irl Best Friend Who Doesn't Read SGE: Better now?
Me: *sits up again* Yeah, thanks.
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(Agatha smiling for the first time ever)
Me: *terrifyingly recites Al-Fatihah* WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO AGATHA?!
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My brain: What if Sophie ended with Tedros?
Me: First of all, that would never happen, second of all, I'd ship Hagatha.
(No joke, if Tophie was cannon, then trust me on this, Hagatha would, too. But I am forever faithful to Hophie, it is my #1 otp.)
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Yeah, Imma stop it here. I hope you enjoyed these, as I had lots of fun making them. Welp- Good Night! (For me, anyway)
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