MUAHAHAHHAHA I SHALL MAKE DEM' SUFFER FROM MAH SHIPS. Also, if you want me to do your ship, pls put it in the comments below. I'll make sure to check them daily, AND I'll give you a shoutout :)
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Screw this! That's only if you want them to react to...
Read the below to find out what I'm doing today ;)
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Me: I SAID DO IT, HESTER!!
Hester: HELL NO!
Me: Fine, I'll come back to you later
Hester: *sticks tongue out*
Me: Aggie, you mind explaining to the readers what we're doing here? I'm on a tight schedule *walks away*
Agatha: Okay, um- So, hi... Zara planned something special for all of you, but I'll let in on a little secret-
Sophie: OH MAH GUSH, AGGIE!!
Agatha: *breathes in sternly* Yes, sister dearest?
Sophie: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE MAKING A ******* FOR THE READERS! Especially when she included cucumber cake for us! Wait- why was the ******* censored? Hey, it happened again
Agatha: She's really laser-focused on the event that she didn't want anyone to spoil it. Especially in front of them *points to readers*
Sophie: Right... cake? *shoves cake at Aggie*
Agatha: ...I just ate, Sophie. Plus, I'm busy
Sophie: Of course, Queen of Camelot and all- Welp! More for me then, darling *trumps away*
Me: You know what, Aggie? You deserve a break. Help yourself at the buffet table
Agatha: FINALLY *runs away*
Me: Right, guys. I'm gonna prepare a special event for all of you guys, so just watch this countdown for me. No peeking!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Make sure to full-screen
30%- Preparing...
60% - Analysing...
90% - Almost finished...
Done!
Me: Thank you so much for being super supportive... HESTER!!
Hester: WOT?
Me: DO THE THING
Hester: Ugh. *awkwardly tap dances* Thank... you... for.... supporting... this... book
Me: ...Wow.. Didn't know Nevers' dances were horrific
Anadil: Now you know *helps Hester*
Me: Anyways, I'm sending you guys digital cookies and love straight from me
Tedros: *walks into the room* What is THIS? *points to all 'thank you' decorations*
Me: ...Keep in mind, this isn't for you. Now, where were we, dear readers?
Dot: You were gonna give 'em digital cookies?
Me: RIGHT!
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Me: There's no special event or anything, just randomly thanking you guys. Please comment down for a ship. And I'm sorry this is so short.
