𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙴𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚂𝚃𝚄𝙵𝙵

William x Bogden

Hey, guys! Soo... This is MAH ship. Hope you don't mind. Anyway, I JUST GOT VACCINATED!! I'm slightly sick (probably the vaccine). Um- before we continue, I have something I wanna show ya'll;

So, everyone knows how Soman keeps referring to Hort as a "weasel". Well, I actually did a quick search and I'll admit, these lil' guys are super cute 

I mean- JUST LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE FACE. (Hort will never size up to this UvU)

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Me: Hii! Since I'm feeling extra nice today-

Hester: You were never nice

Me: ...Today's ship would not involve any of you

Tedros: WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE WEIRD GIRL?

Me: Ha, ha, very funny. *Will and Bog appears*

William: I swear, Bogden, this is the fourth time this week you've gotten my sandwich wrong!

Bogden: You asked for tomatoes, didn't you?

William: DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN JUST IGNORE THE REST OF THE SANDWICH. HOW DID YOU FORGET THE BREAD?!

Bodgen: *scoffs and crosses arms* Not my fault you weren't being specific

Tedros: Um... hello? Sorry to break the love-fest but we should start giving our reactions now

Hort: Never thought I'd say this but he's kinda right. 

Tedros: Thank you

Hort: You're still a ninny though

Tedros: *frowns*

William: Wait, wait, where are we?

Hester: Get out while you still can

Bogden: We're not gonna die, will we?

Anadil: Eh, most likely

Me: Of course not. She's being silly

Sophie: She's really not 

Me: *breathes in* Anyway, you two are getting shipped, which I'm not quite sure of the name. We'll have to come up with one

Dot: Billiam?

Agatha: Wogden?

Me: How about we ask the readers if you're never gonna end?

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Put your own version of the ship name between Will and Bogs. I'll comment a heart to the one I like most :)

Me: Anyway, I'm too lazy to make a whole other wheel, so I'll just pick whoever I'd like to see get torture *smiles innocently*

Tedros: *very, terrifyingly concerned*

Me: Obviously, William, would you like to share?

William: Um- me and Bogs?

Hester: Who else, knucklehead? Hurry up or I'll set my demon on you

Anadil: You didn't even give him a choice. What if he prefers my rats instead? *pats hissing rats*

William: I don't know what to say, but- I guess it's... nice?

Me: Yeah, okay, Boggins, your turn

Bogden: It's Bogden!

Me: I'll call you whatever I like, Boggins

Bogden: I-i can't comment anything *red*

William: Don't you dare say it like that *also very red*

Me: *secretly loving it* Okay, Tedros, I guess

Tedros: They're pretty cute

Me: See? Even the King of Camelot approves. Next chap

Agatha: I'll agree with Tedros, they're perfect

Sophie: Imma just say it now; I love the Ever-Never relationship

Me: Me too, I think it's adorable. Hester

Hester: Nope-

Anadil: Bye *running away with Hester*

Me: Okayyy, Dot, then

Dot: I SHIP!!

Me: Hort-

Hort: They're fine, or whatever

Me: Okay, that's everyone! Oh, wait, hold on... We forgot the reader! 

Reader: __________________

Me: Great. Now- wait, where's William and Boggins?

Agatha: *points to both boys tarot-reading*

William: WHAT?!

Bogden: I SWEAR!! THE CARDS, THEY- THEY MATCHED PERFECTLY I JUST ...

Me: And what black magic are they doing this time?

Sophie: Tarot card reading to see if they're made for each other

Me: ...I can assume the answer now, thank you

Tedros: Also, quick question, what happened to your cucumbers?

Sophie: Hort got me into carrots instead

Everyone: *looks at Hort*

Hort: What? They smell less! You lot don't live with her as I do!

Me: Yeah, welp, I think I'm gonna end this chapter now

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Um, there's nothing else I need to say here.