Hey guys! So, as promised, I'll put Incorrect Quotes every Sunday. Hope ya'll enjoy it!
(There are some quotes that include cussing, but I'll censor them)
*Credits to the Incorrect Quotes Generator I used
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(RANDOM FAVOURITES)
Anadil: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Hester, turning to Dot: How tall are you?
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Tedros: I'm an idiot
Agatha:
Tedros: Waiting for you to disagree here
Agatha: You're in for a long wait b*tch
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Agatha: If you had to choose between Hort and the bottles of perfume I have, which would you pick?
Sophie: That depends, how many bottles are we talking about?
Hort: Sophie!
Agatha: 53 bottles
Sophie: I'll take the perfume
Hort: SOPHIE!!
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Sophie: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year.. is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed
Everyone: . . .
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is so true, Sophie would definitely say this xD
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Hester: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Anadil: Yeah! Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Guard: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one stymph
Tedros: Shoot
Sophie: Wait, three?
Guard: Yeah?
Agatha: OH MY GOD HORT FELL OFF!!!
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Agatha, struggling to keep upright in their 1-inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Sophie, pointing at herself and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: WEAK.
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Nicola: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Agatha: I burned my tongue once from eating frog-legs soup too fast, back in Gavaldon
Sophie: I dropped some acidic shampoo on my leg once and burned it.
Dot: I have a piece of the nib in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a quill in the first year.
Tedros:
Tedros: I have emotional scars
AUTHOR'S NOTE 2: Dramatic as always, Tedros
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Dot: Go to hell
Hester, tearing up: I wish I could
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Therapist: Okay, so let's start by talking about the emotions you're feeling right now.
Hester: Stabbing.
Therapist: Stabbing... isn't really an emotion. It's more of an activity... that I hope you don't do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
Hester: Well, maybe I feel stabby.
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Hort: *Stubs his toe* F*CK!
Nicola: Mind your language!
Hort: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Nicola:
Hort: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes
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*Right before Agatha's wedding*
Beatrix: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Nicola: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Kiko: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Reena: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Tedros, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO GET MARRIED AT
AUTHOR'S NOTE 3: Why is this so relatable-
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Kidnapper, negotiating with Agatha: We have Sophie. Give us ten thousand bars of gold and she will be returned to you unharmed
Sophie: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand bars of gold?
Kidnapper:
Sophie: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Agatha: SOPHIE STOP
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Anadil: How do I deal with my enemies?
Hester: Kill them
Anadil: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Hester: Kill them only a little?
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Okay, this is all you're gonna get. Fourteen to be exact. Hope you guys laughed at them. Bye!
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