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AUTHOR NOTES: I hope u guys like how i put in juppy well im gonna put some MORE characters in this one hope u guys enjoy!!! By the way Nira this one is U!!!
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When I went to school everyone was freaking out and screaming and crying and running around and yelling and panicking and then EVERYTHING EXPLODED!!! It sounded like BOOM SMSJSIJSKHIWHOWOWOWOWOWWOSISHKJDO WHSOJKSMKNDKSND OGIHSIO CRASH BANG BOOOOM EXPLOSION AIJAKMSKDHWIOA NKLNKBDHSJEJ SHHHOOOSHWOHOWHOHOHO SHWOOOORHKSN MLKANFOOS FLAMES FIRE BURN CRACKLE BANG BNG BANG GUNSHOT!!!!! The fire was very red and bright and hurt everyones eyes, and also peoples brains were exploding everywhere super bloody and gross. I made sure not to get any of the fire or blood or death on my plaid skirt and sweater and rolex and chanel sunglasses and diamond earrings and my pink hat but one of those like really pretty girl fedora ones made out of wool .
"WHAT IS HAPPENING! WHERES AROWANA-CHAN!!" I vociferated.
A hand clutched my shoulder.
"Follow me," someone behind me whispered impenetrably.
It was a guy wearing a midnight blue colored cloak that flowed in the wind and was covered in stars that glowed. He looked super cool and mysterious, so I decided to go with him, into a secret bunker underneath the school.
Once he had clenched the door shut he took off his cloak. He was wearing a sandy colored vest with onyx buttons and were a russet brown flowy long pants. He wore a belt that had 13 pocket knives and 4 daggers and 2 handguns. He was wearing a black colored cape (not the cloak, this is UNDERNEATH the cloak ) and there was a sword on his back. He was wearing boots that had knives on the back. He had black gloves and earrings made out of ivory. His eyes were also color changing and super shiny.
"I'm Hawthorn," He said, with a voice as smooth as an egg. "I'm here to assist you."
"Oh... cool." I said. "Where's Arowana?"
Hawthorn gave a deep sigh.
"It's a long story..." He mused.
"Ye" I said.
"Well it all started this morning when everything was normal. But then someone– but we don't know who he is– showed up and started killing people. It looked like he had magic powers or something because everything started exploding and everyone's dying. A lot of us tried to take him down but none of us could succeed without getting killed. Also he kidnapped Arowana btw and he said that he was gonna kill them unless you showed up and talked to him."
"!!!!!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!??!!?!??!?!?!??!?!!?!??!?!?!?!!?WHAT!!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!!???!?!?!??!?!?!" I exclaimed scaredly. "NOOO00oOO0000OOOO0Ooo!!!!"
"Don't worry," He assured, even cooler than my refridgerator. "We'll help you get them back."
"We?????????" I asked.
"HAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! :D" It was Nira on a pogo stick.
"OMG HI NIRA" I waved. Nira and I were BESTAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! A long time ago I was getting bullies by Crytsal and her mean girls. But then Nira (on a pogo stick) showed up and then pogo sticked them by pogo ing on top of their head which gave them consussions and then the bullies ran away and ever since that day we were friends.
We all vacated the secret bunker after sharing some snacks (captian crunch oops all berried cereal with chocolate milk u should try it its rlly good) and saw that thighs were even more egregious then in anticipation.
A bunch of ZOMBIES started advancing at us trying to eat our CEREBRUMS!!!!
"AAAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" I yelled.
"Don't worry! Im a SHAPESHITTER!" Hawthorn turned into a Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and shot 3 of the zombies through a basketball hoop and then flexed so hard on the other ones that they stoped living. Lastly he stompted on another zombie killing it meediately.
"WOWWO SO COOL!" Nira on a pogo stick said before pogo-'ing'gn on more zombies, crushing their skulls into mush. Then she took the pogo stick and swung it around in a circle so fast that it created a TORNADO that went FFWOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHH and RAAAAARRWWWWRRRRR (it was also a dinosaur) and made the zombies smack into the brick wall and die.
The tornado dinosaur started a rain storm so i turned into my mermaid form and swam thru the air bc of the raindrops and my scales shined so much that it killed the zombies. Also they didn't want to touch me bc i was so beautiful and they were 2 nervous so they were easy to kill caus i could snap their necks just by looking at them.
After all the zombies were dead we changed our outfits bc they got dirty. Hawthorn was wearing a prada lab coat bc hes not only a shpaeshfiter and a mysterious figure but also a scientist. He was wearing lab goggle sunglasses and doc marten boots and a lacoste polo shirt that was blue and green and his pants were black jeans and he was also wearing a coach watch.
Nira put her hair in a bun and a sports hat and she was wearing lululemon leggings and nike tennnis shoes and a long sleeve thin jacket. They were all metallic shiny teal colored.
I was wearing a long dress that was dark red and the skirt was big and flowy and came right down to my feet. I was also wearing golden earrings that were shaped like fish. I had on black fishnets and pastel pink demonias.
Once we were done chaging we went inside teh school where there were EVEN MOER monsters but this time it ws WEREWOLFS!!!
Hawthorn narrowed his eyes and shapeshifting into tony hawk and skateboarded a were wolf over, and then he did a skate trick so cool that the wheels started a fire that burned the werewolves to death. Nira pressed a button on her pogo stick that turned it into an attack helicpter that launched a ballistic missile into the werewolves making them all explode and scream and then I !!!!! SUDDENLY LEARNED HOE TO TO WATERBENDING!!!!! AND I DROEWNED the werewolves. But then the big bad DADDY WEREWOLF came in and was like gGGGGRGGGER GGROWOW OWOO WOEGEOWWG GREOOOOWOWL GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF BARK WEREFWOLF BARK BARK GRRRREEEEWEWORR!!!!!! >:( And almost killed me with his giant claws but suddely Hawthorn turned into said Simon Cowell and said "It's a NO~ from me" with a wink and the werewolf died from shame.
After that there were no more monsters so we just kept walking through the hallways.
"How r u guys doing?" I asked.
"Fine" they both replied.
"Do you guys have any dates???"
"Nooo000o0oo imma single boi ;-;" Nira said, while on a pogo stick.
"Yeah..." Hawthorn said. "I have a GF >-<"
My eyes got as wide as the entire universe.
"OOOOWWWOOOOO???? WHO IS IT?????????????????"
He made a blushy face before saying
"NOT TELLING >:((((( You SUSSSY BAKA!!!"
"Oommmggggggggggggggg he's EMBRASSED ლ(◉‿◉ ლ)" Nira said to me.
"HMPH if he wants to be a tsundere then he can be. BUT im dating AROWANA FOR THOSE OF U WHO DON't KNOW!"
"Soooooo how sexy would you say Arowana is?" Nira asked me out of no where.
"Ummmmmmmmmm, why would u wanna know that???!!" I said back.
"Bcuz :;3" She said.
"Answer the QUESTION!" said Hawthorn.
But before i could answer BANG! The wall busted and .... Someone was there... it was........
YOU ARE READING
Oh Ana // Y/N x Arowana
Fanfiction• 1st Person • Y/N is a mermaid • High School AU disclaimer: this is all an elaborate shitpost
