Oh Ana // Y/N x Arowana

✰✰✰ CHAPTER 13 - Cortnee ✰✰✰

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AUTHOR NOTES:  Omg i am naming this character after the stupid mha hater girl. FRICK U COURTNEY!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
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    At school the next day I walked into class and sat next 2 Arowana like always caus we did everything together always and couldn't spend any time apart EVER!!! Bcause we were SOULMATES! Today in class we were listening to the song Drivers Liscence by Olivia Rodrigo bc she is AWSEOM and so cool that they put her in the curriculum. After we finished tuning into the music we had to film tiktok dances, which was vry difficult for most kids to pass (this is what we are tested on) but me and Arowana worked together to make the BEST tiktok dance trend and 5.00349 seconds after we posted it our dance had 9 gajillion people doing it. So obviously we got an A+++++.
    The teacher was SO impressed that she decided to let us teach class for a day and so we decided to teach them about my life story and everyone had to memorize my FAVORITE foods ad colors and things and then their test was to make me the BEST gift!!!!! Obviously Arowana would have done the best on that but they werent allowed to be apart of it bc they were helping me with educating the next generation of Y/N worstrippers.
    BUT THEN.........
    SOMEONE GAVE ME A GIFT.... THAT SAID.... "U SUK" ON IT. I GOT SO MAD THAT I TOLD THE PRINCIPAL AND HE SAID HE WOULD EXPEL WHOEVER MADE IT BUT THEY COULDNT FIND WHO MADE IT!!!!!!! So instead he paid me 2000 dollars and a Starbucks grande caramel frappchino with unicorn tears and phoenix blood in it for me to not to get mad and file a lawsuit against every single person in the school. Which I generously accepted.
    Arowana had to comfort me after getting the note, so we went to the bowling alley. I was still so mad that I throwed a bowling ball that knocked dwon every pin inside the bowling lane and then all of the other lanes and then it got possessed and killed everyone else in the place!
    "Uh oh..." I said. "We killed people AGAIN!???"
    "Looks like it..." Arowana made the :pensive:::::::::::::: face (AN: the ":" was jammed sorry) "I guess we should probably hide all this.
Arowana cleaned up the murder scene while I burned the bodies. We decided it would bes best if we ran away and stayed in a motel for a night. SO that is what we did. BUT WE HAD SEPERATE BEDS WERE STILL TEENAGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The next morning some random 12 year old accidentally stepped on my toe.
"OW! FRICK U!!!" I said. Then I got an iDEA!!!!!!!
We went to the crime scene and blamed the murdr on the 12 year old who got launched out of a cannon into the moon and died. Serves him right for hurting my toe!!!
    So that was all solved and things back went to normal. When we went back to school I saw my locker had another note that said "U SMELL LIKE POO" And so I started crying and going super saiyan and everything in the school started shaking and I almost started an earthquake but Arowana was there to soothe my inner rage <3
    Once school ended I saw this girl who looked really ugly. She was wearing a Nirvana shirt (NIRVANA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and her hair color was a muddy green brown and her eyes were dull and boring colored.
    "Hey Y/N, I think that ur LAME!" She said in a gargly voice.
    "GASP!" I gasped. THis must be who gave me those notes... my intelligent brain convicted the dots for me.
    "I think that you look LESS THAN AVERAGE!" She insulted.
    "HOW DARE YOU!!!!" I shouted at her, making a mental note to report this on twitter later so that she wouldnt go unschated by the world. "Who even are you, you BULLY!?"
    "I'm CORTNEE. You haven't heard of me? I'm the HOTTEST and most POPULAR and SUPREME girl in this school. EVERYONE wants me."
    "Th-th-that-hta-tha-th-tt-t--that-t-t-that's-thats NOT true!!!1" I said.
    "Oh YES it IS!" She spat back at me.
    "b-b-b--but-But..."
    And then she TURNED AROUNDED and LEFT before I could even say anything.