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AUTHOR NOTES: omg hi guys sorry for the wait i got rlly depressed bc my discord boyfriend broke up with me. It turns out he only wanted me bc I gave him discord nitro and then i ran out of money and he got mad and told me he didnt love me anymore bc i didnt give him nitro or boost his server. Anyways i have a new discord bf so its ok now dont worry abt me uwu
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"ANKFJNSKNFIEJFOKSNFKVNDJKGHIUOEWYGISHGKSDNKBNSJFGSGDIOGUSEIGJKSDBNNCKLBSJDLJGVOIESDJGKBNKJGBSDNMVNCJKSDJKFHDSHJFHJSDHJFFJDKDJFKDFKHDHSDSHKJFKFDJKDFSJSDFHKDFKJJHKDHJKFDKHJJDKHDFJKHDFJKHDFSKJHFDHJKDFSJKHDFHKJFHJKDFSHKJDFSHJDFFJDSDJKFKJHSKJGDHKSJ" Is what the wind sounded like on the island. Ther e
"Where... where are we Y/N," Arowana said.
"I dont know..." I said back.
So we decided the first thing we should do is look for a house and after 2 minutes of going thru the jungle we found a giantgantic mansion. It had a huge giant rainbow fountain out front with an infinity pool and the pool was full of rare tropical fish.
"OMG BABE LOOK AT THE FISHIES!!!!" Arowana said (bc they like fish.)
"Wow... theyr so PWEDDY!!!!!!" I exclaimed looking at all the fish.
We past the pool and went up to the front door and rang the doorbell, but the doorbell actually played the song SUGARCRASH.
"OMG BABE I LOVE THIS SONG!!!" I exlaimed.
"NO WAY ME TOO!!!! I LOVE ALL THE SAME THINGS AS YOU!"
"IM ON I'm on a sugar crash, I ain't got no freaking cash Maybe I should take a bath, cut my fricin brain in half I'm not lonely, just a bit tired of this freaing (BAD WORD!! → ) crap Nothing that I write can make me feel good" We sang together
SUDDENLY the door opened and it was 2 people.
"Hey dudes. Sup." The one on the left said. She was wearing a navy tom ford business suit and sunglasses made out of diamond and shoes made out of super expensive leather. She looked like #GIRLBOSS
"Бшуысйб ЩУъсэлвй ЙГккв Ъъсээл ЗТъысь" The other one said. She was wearing a lab coat made out of demon hair. She looked like Rick Sanchez from Rick and Rick and Morty but if he wasnt a weird old guy.
"!?!??!?!?!?!?!??????!?!?!?!" I said.
"Oh, sorry about that. I'm Haley and this is Elyanna and we live here. This place is toooootaally decked out, you dudes wanna hang???"
"Oh hi Hailey-" I said but got INTERUPTED!!!!
"No, that's not how you spell it, bro. It's Haley."
"Ohhh ok so Hayley."
"No, HALEY."
"...Haleigh????"
"HALEY"
">>!?!!?!?!?!!WHAT????"
"UGH nevermind."
"Йгйгй Чтсфёй Нсьфйн Жйнкйск Сйклгн Афйкс КИрхнвспй нкдфйсл" Elyanna said but i had no idea what it meant.
"What??" Arowana said, cufunsed.
"амонг ус ин реал лифе сус сус суссы бака" she replied.
"OH sorry. Shes just saying how stoked she is about having visitors. Our place is totes radical mans, I really hope you dudes find it cool."
We went in their house and saw all their cool stuff. They had 29 flat screen tvs, 2 x box series ss, 3 ps5s, 49 nintendo stiwxhes, 83 iphone 12 pluses, 383 wifis, 294 alexas, 392 more flat screens, and also a wii u. Not only that but they had LED tiktok room lights in EVERY SINGLE ROOM!!
"So whaddaya think dudes?" Haley said.
"SO. COOL." We both said.
"оххх ыеах тонигхтс гонна бе а гоод нигхт"
After that arowana and i shared a room WHOLESOMELY and the next morning we had fesh sushi for breakfast. Haley told me that she was a super rich business woman and that Elynana was an insane russian scientists and they wer BESTIES!!!!
I told them all about how Arowana and I met and about the evil CORTNEE and she said
"Wow, that's totally not cool of her. Not cool at all."
"Yeah :;/" I replied.
AFter that we did other cool stuff like gasighting the plane wrecked british boys on the island and also doing sexy beach sports (bc everyone has a bech epuisode)
Arowana and i had hot beach outfits on and were having so much fun on the beach, but then it was sunset and we started making out and it was soooo hot and steamy and hot and it was the BEST day of my whole LIFE!!!
But the next day... Haley and Elynna gave us some evil news.
"We actually... are going to HUNT you two campers down... and KILL you! Sounds lit, doesn't it dudes??"
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Oh Ana // Y/N x Arowana
Fanfiction• 1st Person • Y/N is a mermaid • High School AU disclaimer: this is all an elaborate shitpost
