toxic | joonas porko

1. "Baby, can't you see I'm calling"

emogirl02: Малыш, ты не слышишь, я зову тебя
Парень как ты должен носить табличку
Опасно для жизни
Я влюбилаь

joonasbc: what the fuck

emogirl02: oh

emogirl02: what

emogirl02: hello

joonasbc: what the fuck was that text?

joonasbc: what does that mean

emogirl02: its russian

emogirl02: i did it on purpose

emogirl02: i knew i'd get your attention this way

joonasbc: that was smart

joonasbc: but i wanna know what does it mean just before i block you

emogirl02: well

emogirl02: its just toxic by britney spears

emogirl02: in russian

joonasbc: yes, you said that!

joonasbc: anyways

joonasbc: thank you and bye

emogirl02: wait

emogirl02: why am i getting blocked?

joonasbc: i accepted your message request just because i got confused about the russian thing

joonasbc: you got me there

joonasbc: but unfortunately i don't chat with fans so

emogirl02: c'mon joonas

emogirl02: i'm not a fan

joonasbc: okay you random creepy girl texting me lyrics of toxic by britney spears in russian

emogirl02: see

emogirl02: you will not block me

joonasbc: bye

emogirl02: since you are just wandering around your room half naked

emogirl02: i suppose you don't have anything better to do than to chat with me

joonasbc: WHAT TJE FUCK

joonasbc: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

emogirl02: wrong question, porko!

joonasbc: dude

joonasbc: joel is that you?

joonasbc: okay this is creepy

emogirl02: do not waste your energy by looking out of your bedroom window

emogirl02: i don't think your eyes are sharp enough to notice me

joonasbc: STOP IT

emogirl02: i've been around for too long and you haven't notice

emogirl02: you don't have to worry about me now

joonasbc: are you kidding me?

joonasbc: great

joonasbc: my creepy russian stalker tells me not to worry about her(?)

joonasbc: seriously, who are you?

emogirl02: how do you know if i am a "her" or "him"?

joonasbc: you have a "girl" in your username

joonasbc: my stalker is not that smartie huh?

joonasbc: guess i don't really have to worry about her

emogirl02: shit

emogirl02: now its my turn

emogirl02: i have to block you

joonasbc: no

joonasbc: wait

*you can't send a message to this user*

hello everyone!! this is my first fanfiction and please consider that english is not my mother language. i hope you like the first chapter! stay tune for more 🤍