𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 ᵈʸˡᵃⁿ ᵒ'ᵇʳⁱᵉⁿ [1]

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lavvie drinking tea by the fire of my new home with the absolute love of my life next to me is something i will cherish forever <3

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username domestic lavvie is not something i never would've expected
dylanobrien same tbh

dylanobrien so in love with you<3

willpoulter so mushy gushy,,, wheres lavender?
lavvie idk bro just happy asf ig

username you and dylan bought a home together?🥺
lavvie possiblyyyy

username cant believe there was a time where dylan and lavvie weren't together, they're literally soulmates im convinced
lavvie okay im going to cry

shelleyhennig ahh i want to see the house!
lavvie come on over:)

TWITTER

LAVVIE: pickles and vanilla ice cream>>>
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DYLANOBRIEN: i want to vomit watching you eat that

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USERNAME: u preggo or sum??
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USERNAME: doubtful, i feel like lavvie would drop kick a child

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USERNAME: why do i lowk wanna try it
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DYLANOBRIEN: dont. she made me try it and i threw up

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USERNAME: are you pregnant or stoned?😭

DYLANOBRIEN: shelley just arrived and i feel like i was just kicked out of my own house
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USERNAME: invite the guys over

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LAVVIE: we never kicked you out now shush
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SHELLEYHENNIG: dylans dramatic af🙄
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USERNAME: LMAO LAVVIE AND SHELLEY ROAST SESSION PLS
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LAVVIE: he deals w me on the daily, i dont know how many more roasts he can handle</3

IRL

"Lavvie, can you answer your phone! It wont shut up!" Dylan yelled from the livingroom, Lavvie got up from the bed where she was laid chatting with Shelley. She walked into the livingroom and grabbed her phone from the table, opening it to see a name on the screen that she'd almost completely let slip from her memory. Her heart sunk as she read it, seeing the messages on her phone.

"Baby? Whats wrong? Who is it?" Dylan asked, watching Lavvies eyes fill with tears.

"I can't deal with this fucking shit right now." She muttered, setting her phone down and taking a seat as she was hit with a wave of anxiety. "Why does he always do this? Can't I ever just be happy?" She asked, placing her head in her hands to keep herself from freaking out.

"What happened?" Shelley asked, worry filling her voice.

"Fucking Timothee." Lavender muttered, at the mention of his name Dylan grew enraged, his jaw clenching and he immediately wanted to read the messages.

"What did he say?" Shelley asked, ignoring the angry Dylan who wouldn't be able to help in the situation without being irrational. Dylan didn't get jealous, nor angry easily but just the thought of Timothee made his blood boil.

"He knows." Lavender said, referring to her pregnancy.

"How? How could he possibly know?" Dylan asked with frustration, standing from his seat.

"I dont fucking know." Lavender answered and grabbed her phone, walking out of the room with Shelley following to support her.

PRIVATE MESSAGES

timothee chalamet
You're pregnant?
Arent you?
Fucking whore
You can't continue to use pregnancy
as an excuse to get someone to stay with
you just because they realize you're
insane

lavvie
What the fuck are you talking about

timothee chalamet
You bought a house with him

lavvie
and that ultimately means im pregnant?

timothee chalamet
pickles and ice cream?
sounds a bit familiar

lavvie
okay and maybe i like it??
and are you fucking stalking me?
i blocked you on all socials

timothee chalamet
I know you lavender
you're pregnant again.
This time you actually got him
to fall for your games

lavvie
games? What games?
you know NOTHING about me or my
relationship

timothee chalamet
I know enough
You're a fucking whore
I bet the kids not even his

lavvie
It is his.
And you know what, I'm glad I didn't have
a child with you. You're pathetic, Timothee.
You're a shit person, and anyone who doesn't
see that, i feel absolutely sorry for them.
I don't ever want you contacting me again,
I hate you.
I dont fucking want anything to do with you.

timothee chalamet
Go cry to Will about it,
thats what you're best at.

lavvie
You're delusional.

timothee chalamet
How are you going to continue to say that?
You know what you did.
You're just mad I found out.

lavvie
I DIDNT SLEEP WITH HIM
How mant times do i have to say it to get through
that thick fucking skull of yours?
He is my best friend, thats all he's ever been.

timothee chalamet
So you're saying you never slept with
him?
Even before our relationship

lavvie
One fucking time in secondary school.
Never again after that, you're the only person
I told because I trusted you wouldn't
overthink it. Clearly I was wrong.

timothee chalamet
I hope you and Dylan have a long and
happy relationship. Sure would suck
if anything happened.

lavvie
Is that a threat?

timothee chalamet
Have fun, little flower.

AUTHORS NOTE: I actually love timothee irl, when i first started writing id thought he'd be good to stir some drama sooo
el oh el no hate to timmy tim
just hate him in this book