○MCYT○ Mini Stories

{More DreamSMP Incorrect Quotes}

Ranboo: Do you think they'll get along?

Tubbo: I hope. ;-;

Tommy: They'll be fine. UwU

Michael: . . .

Shroud: . . .

(Sorry if I spelt it wrong ;-; )

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Ponk: I swear, when I find the person who manipulated Sam. . .

Ponk: I'll BE SURE TO DROWN THEM IN THEIR OWN BLOOD!!!!

Tommy: *moves away from Ponk*

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Puffy: Dream, where did you even learn all this from?!

Dream: -_- Who do you think?

Puffy: . . .

Puffy: TECHNO-

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Wilbur: People say I have a very unique way of lighting up the room!

Everyone: . . .

Philza: That's called Arson son.

Eret: And mostly likely the people are witnesses.

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Bad: The Egg fears no one, Son.

Egg: For I fear nothing.

Sapnap: There has to be something this fucking thing fears!

Karl: *enters* Sapnap?

Egg: . . .

Egg: I have 1 fear-

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Puffy: Go to bed, it's 3am, if you don't you'll hate yourself in the morning!

Sam: Jokes on you: I'm gonna hate myself in the morning regardless.

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5up: Why are you standing on the table?

Fundy: Why not? I am the boss around here.

Both: . . .

5up: Right: Where is the spider?

Fundy: Under the table.

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Punz: Hey, Purpled? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a Hybird or non-human?

Quackity: Oh, Purpled knows---

Purpled: *grabs Quackity by the throat*