{DSMP/TalesSMP Incorrect Quotes}

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(I Really need to start labelling these.)

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Tommy: Who has the worst anger problem at all of all of you?

Wilbur/Dream: Foolish.

Foolish: -_- Yeah.

Eret: ? Why, you're always calm.

Wilbur: You have yet to see him mad.

Eret: 0_0

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Billiam: How are you not dead?!

Karl: I have, no idea.

DreamXD: *frustrated that none of his murder attempts or Karl's job as made it easier* Give me a big fat break!

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Quackity: I dunno, but Philza's an easy target to take down.

Philza: *manages to beat Techno in training*

Quackity: 0_0

Fundy: Woah.

Philza: Who wants to go next?

Ranboo: ;-; He went from violent to sweet in seconds.

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Tubbo: Good news, I got a new job!

Ranboo: The bad news?

Tubbo: I'm working with Quackity.

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Niki: Did Wilbur always want to be a president?

Wilbur: Well---

Techno: Apart from that summer, he went to a camp and wanted to be Kermit The Frog.

Niki: Awe, you did??

Wilbur: *blushing* Fuck you Techno.

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Robin: *spends the night in the cell because he misses Cat*

Karl: *sitting outside for him*. . .

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Ranbob: . . . I kill for my Lord. . . I have yet to break my record of how many live to only die. . .

Ranbob: And yet a dead body is gonna disappear, just great!

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Foolish: *grabbing his trident*

Wilbur: Oh my gosh. . .

Dream: *laughing*

Foolish: *goes to leave*

Wilbur: Where are you going, who's gonna die?!. . .

Wilbur: . . .

Wilbur: You already killed The Wither Cult!!

Dream: *wheezes*

Foolish: *laughs*

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Puffy: How bad was Dream's attention spam?

Foolish: It was so bad, that I used a red light pointer and, like a cat he tired to catch it.

Dream: -_- Yeah.

Tommy: Damn.

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The In-Between: Trust me, Karl Jacobs will not get away.

Karl: *gets away*

The In-Between: Who the fuck snitched.

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Sapnap: Hey, Karl? Where do you get all the black or white roses?

Karl: A special place. ^ ^

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DreamXD: *gaining trust of everyone on the Server and the Audience*

Me: *The one Gacha person to not trust him*

DreamXD: You think your funny?

Me: . . .

Me: I think I'm a genius.

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Bad: I just want Skeppy back.

Puffy: That doesn't mean you sacrifice our friends!!!

Bad: Well, maybe if Eret let us use his I'mmor---

Foolish *covers Bad's mouth*

Eret: What?

Puffy: Nothing! ^ ^

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Nearly Everyone on The SMP: *Assuming Dream is still using magic to hunt them all*

Foolish: How dumb can you be???

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