○MCYT○ Mini Stories

{Dream SMP Incorrect Quotes}

New Followers: What are you known for?

Me: Easy. I'm known for not choosing a solid Villian and instead have them on different levels like a video game, I am probably the only one that has made DreamXD a Villian and have no attention spam to make a series because of attention spam.

New Followers: . . .

You Guys: The list goes on.

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Tommy: Hmp! I haven't gotten the attention I need, so I will cause problems on purpose! UwU

Dream: *sounds of frustration*

Tubbo: ;-;

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**If Sir Billiam Was Reborn as Michael**

Michael: *staring at Karl*. . .

Tubbo: I think he likes you.

Karl: I dunno about that. . .

Michael: *walks up to Karl*. . .

Karl: ?

Michael: Did you feed this man poison?

Ranboo: •_•

Tubbo: ;-; He says the most disturbing things at times.

Karl: . . . You never gonna let me have peace.

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Quackity: HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU BE CALM ABOUT DREAM GETTING OUT?!?!?

Foolish: *laughs* Why would I be scared of my little brother?

Quackity: . . .

George: Little brother.

Foolish: You really think Dream is the only mentally unstable sibling in this family.

Fundy: *backs up knowing Foolish will kill him and George*

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Eret: So, apparently Dream made me king again because I'm natural by pissing everyone off equally.

Philza: Definitely like your father did.

Eret: Huh?

Dream: *laughs*

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Foolish: Hey, Ponk? How come you you're not comfortable showing your face around us, like your complete face without the mask and only to Sam.

Ponk: . . . Insecurity issues.

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Philza: I'm sorry. You were stabbed?!

Techno: Lightly Stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you.

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Eret: Question: Why is Foolish throwing up?

Fundy: ;-; Hbomb came back. And let's just say it was not a good time.

Foolish: *coughs*

Eret: Oh.

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Foolish: I made a Pool Table! :3

Quackity: DREAM FUCKING BROKE OUT!!!!

Foolish: . . . So, Pool Table and my Brother.

Quackity: BITCH---

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Puffy: Tommy is a kid! Sure he made a few mistakes!--

Tubbo: A few is an understatement!!!

Ranboo: He started a war, threatened Dream, broke the law probably more than a few times and the list could go on.

Puffy: . . .

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~When Ranboo turned into a Human~

Tommy: It could've been worse.

Tubbo: You pushed Ranboo into the lake and now we are grounded, and he has a cold!!!

Ranboo: *sneezes*

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George: Guys, look what DreamXD gave me!

Foolish: More stuff? Jeez why not work for it.

George: Why, when someone gives me stuff for free.

Sapnap: *faceplam*

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Sam: *comes in pissed and tired*

Dream: I'm watching my tone, da nana. I ain't talking back. No.

Techno: Why?

Dream: Cause I'mma get thrown, danana.

Sam: *tires to not laugh and hides a smile*

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*Past*

Ponk: *about to leave*

Sam: Um, Ponk?. . .

Ponk: Yeah?

Sam: *points down*

Ponk: *looks down, sighs and smiled* Again?

Dream: *attached himself to Ponk's leg*

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Karl: Though, I don't think you should meet Dream. . .

Cat: ? Why not?

Karl: Um, let's just say. . . If he sees you, you probably won't be able to escape him for a good long while. I'm talking a few hours or a day.

Cat: 0_0

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