{Incorrect Quotes}

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Philza: Tommy, I got materials from the new world!-. . . Tommy?

Tommy: *tears in his eyes as he pulls Phil in for a hug*Please. . . Don't leave without telling someone. . .

Philza: ??

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Dream: I'M LOSING MY SHIT, SCREW MENTAL HEALTH AND SANITY!!!

Tommy/Tubbo: 0_0"

Ponk: He needs therapy. And a shit ton of it.

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Sapnap: Yeah, I dunno why Karl has been acting like this. . .

Tommy: Ya sure you haven't pissed him off in anyway or something?

Sapnap: No, if I had, I probably wouldn't be alive any more. (;

Tommy: •_• Karl scary?

Sapnap: Mhm. ;-;

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Boomer: This must be how Sam gets around, multiple different bod- Uuh, Ponk what are you doing with a fire axe?

Ponk: Which one of the mother fucking clones took my arm.

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Past. Punz: I'm Punz, I am a Mercenary, I'll forfill a job of your request depending on how much ya pay me, I ain't your friend and don't get attached to me.

Present. Punz: . . . Where did I go wrong?

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Tubbo: At least my son is good.

Sam: Yeah, but slight issue.

Tubbo: ?

Eret: ;-; Michael please detach yourself from my leg.

Michael: *Nu.*

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Hannah: DREAM, GIVE PUNZ BACK!!!

Dream: THIS IS MINE NOW!!!

Punz: -_-"

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Philza: Techno, I said I'm okay.

Techno: *holding Philza close* No you aren't, you ain't leaving without a body guard!

Wilbur: Exactly! And from now on, we need a tracker on ya. :3

Philza: ;-;

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DreamXD: . . .

Foolish: . . .

DreamXD: Foolish, will you be my pet?

Foolish: I AM NOT A PET!!!

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Foolish: Eret, do me a favour.

Eret: ?

Foolish: If I get called a pet or slave again, burn the statue with the wings. ^ ^

Eret: 0_0

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DreamXD: So, you must be the famous Eret.

Eret: Mhm.

Foolish: *keeping a hand on Eret's shoulder while glaring at XD*

DreamXD: 0_0"

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